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Washington DC, here
in our nation's capital, the

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hallowed halls of America's
history echo with the

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names and deeds of our country's leaders.

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Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson.

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But equally in the struggle for liberty and

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the pursuit of happiness,
have been our nation's

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women.

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Leaders in every decade,
Betsy Ross, Martha Washington,

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Josephine McBain, Washington's
most celebrated hostess, Senator Tom

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Reynolds' daughter, Jo.

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There have been the Clara Bartons who made

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the bandages, and the
Josephine McBains who bought

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the Red Cross station wagons.

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Oh, isn't that sweet?

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Which one is it?

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The third girl.

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Darling, you are wonderful.

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Goodbye now.

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Thank you.

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Everybody will be here.

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The vice president, the
Argentine polo team, Admiral

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Bowden, and Mickey
Rooney, that jockey you liked

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at Pimlico.

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Oh, dear, it's been that kind of a

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day. And the maharani, don't
forget, she pronounces the

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country Stravangoli.

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Stravangoli.

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And her companion's name is Lali Rijalpur.

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And Mrs. Boudreau is
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she's Mrs. Kensington now.

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It's really quite a remarkable list.

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Only two recruitals out of 64.

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Your father wanted to
invite Senators Heller and

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Clark, but I said no.

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They're investigating each other.

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Mr. and Mrs. Van Johnson are going to

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say they'll be here.

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Oh, thank you, auntie.

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And Ruth Pearson's column was on inflation.

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And Mrs. Preston Pratt III called.

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Ruth Pearson what?

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Who?

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Mrs. Preston Pratt III, that
sesquicentennial island woman.

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Oh.
Knew you met your ex-husband up there.

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Practically invited herself.

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Well, keep her away from me.

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I prefer not to be reading at my

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honeymoon.

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Well.

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Hello, Catherine.

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How are you, darling?

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What wonderful to see you.

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Oh, Drew, Drew, darling.

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I loved every key in your typewriter today.

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You handle inflation.

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I can't.

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Easy, darling.

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Oh, did I burn you?

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No, but you'd like to,
wouldn't you, darling?

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Oh, you look positively ravishing.

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Where's that fabulous van?

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He's just finishing his
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Museum.

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But he'll be here, won't he?

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Oh, yes.

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He said he would, provided they don't stuff

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him and mount him.

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Oh, Evie, you're a riot.

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I thought it was a party.

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We never miss one of those parties.

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Not because we like them.

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We're afraid to.

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Oh, how do you do, Miss Rauchonpour?

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Do you find our country very different from

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your own Straubing and Bollier?

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Yes.

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Oh, how interesting.

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Oh, Elsa, darling.

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So the senator held the floor three hours,

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eh?
What was he speaking about?

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He didn't say.

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Oh, a lovely party, Mrs. MacBain.

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I want you to meet Senator Holdren.

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Oh, how do you do?

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I'll be looking forward to this.

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Good evening.

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Good evening.

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How are you?

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And I'm Senator Reynolds, your father.

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Now, don't let that get around.

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Not too much water, Henry.

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Yes, sir, Mr. MacBain.

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Mr. Andrew, we're so glad to see you

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home again.

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Well, it's good to be here, Artie.

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We're so glad to have you back.

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I'm glad to be back, Jan.

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How are you, Freddy?

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Fine, Mr. MacBain.

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Daddy's back.

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Good man.

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We had a terrible time trying to get

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Angus to eat.

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Really?

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Oh, he's so blue he won't even chase

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the mailman anymore.

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I guess it's the same cast, huh?

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Same old cast.

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Mr. MacBain, you're the best.
I bet you're the most brass, maybe.

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Maybe last week, or maybe this week.

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So I'll tell Mrs. MacBain's
you're here, sir?

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No, no, don't disturb her.

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I just slipped in this way to pick

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up a few things I forgot.

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Mrs. MacBain, the
Argentine polo team is ready.

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Oh, excuse me.

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That's what I like, men in numbers.

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Angus.

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Oh, Senator, I was just going to ask

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you.

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Ah, Senator MacBain, go inside.

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Thank you.

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Sandrian, senores.

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Now, hold the plate.

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Good evening, General Prager.

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Good evening, Henry.

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Good evening, Henry.

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Well, fellas!

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Lieutenant, to all you civilians.

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Oh, well!

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Hello, Ned!

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Glad to see you, Jo.

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Oh, Skye, darling, late for your own party.

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I thought only women
liked to make entrances.

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Well, sweetie, what on
earth have you joined?

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United States Army, Angel.

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You've no doubt heard about it.

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Oh, terribly sorry,
darling, but we just learned

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now that we're dashing off to Paris.

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Paris?

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Yes, isn't that a lovely coincidence?

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We're all in shape.

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I don't doubt it.

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Jo, darling, if you have any more sweet

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things to say, you'd better say them fast.

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We're catching our plane in an hour.

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But we're due at the British Embassy for

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dinner.

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Oh, I'm sorry to have to steal your

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guest of honor away, Jo, but Europe needs

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straightening out.

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Oh, lots of things need straightening out.

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Oh, thank you.

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You'll excuse us.

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Angus!

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Angus, old man!

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Oh, boy!

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Well, well, what's the matter, old boy?

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Did they invite you either?

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Well, don't you worry,
you're not missing anything.

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No, sir, no, sir.

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You help me hunt for my books, huh?

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Darling, General Prager
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set-up, not me.

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It's just a coincidence.

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And such a cozy one.

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Well, I hope the three of you will

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be very happy in your Paris, Garrett.

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He dropped your ball.

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Now, where did you drop her off?

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Down, how's your cribbing?

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Fine, Andy.

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Come on, we need a new member of

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the zoo.

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Come on, say hello to Jo.

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No, no, thank you.

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Hello, Jo.

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Hello, Andrew.

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Well, I guess it's up to me.

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I thought you were in the army, Andy.

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I am.

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Hello, Phyllis.

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Jo, I'm missing a couple of books I

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need in my work.

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I'm making some tests, you know, testing.

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But don't let me disturb you.

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Ah, what books, Andrew?

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Well, The Rubber Coating
of Fabrics by Schweck,

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and Wool in the Arctic Under Stress and

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Strain.

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What's he doing here?

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Stressing and straining.

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Well, those books are
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I just saw them recently.

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Well, thanks, Tom.

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You folks will excuse me.

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I know.

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Oh, well.

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He's looking so much better and still very

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attractive.

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I guess we'd better
think about going, Skye.

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I'll find our general.

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Yes, yes, you don't want to miss Paris

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in spring, the Eiffel Tower, and Phyllis in

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bloom.

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Darling.

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Darling, I lock my door every night.

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Oh, which side will she be on?

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This assignment is
straight from heaven for you

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and me.

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Planes leave every half hour for Paris.

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And our little Garret.

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Can't you see us now walking along the

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Seine hand in hand?

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I can, but father can't.

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Oh, well, I think.

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Now, Skye, do you really want me to

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come?
Because if you're still in the playing the

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field mood, I'm not playing.

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If it's anything that I like, it's a

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good question.

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There's your answer.

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Excuse me.

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They weren't in the library, and I thought

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they might be under there.

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Excuse me.

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Oh, here.

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I wondered where this was.

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Hold that, will you?

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Hold it back.

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Be good, Angus.

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Now, if I could just find the other

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lenses.

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You're talking about
those little glass things.

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They're upstairs in the linen closet in an

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old cold cream jar.

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Well, the books must be somewhere.

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Couldn't you go out and buy two new

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copies?

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The rubber coating of
fabrics, yes, but wool

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in the Arctic under stress and strain, I

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wrote myself.

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Then write another.

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You darling, this is terrible.

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I haven't seen you since you were a

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bride.

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I can see you now in that pink

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dress under my big elm.

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And there's the groom.

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Oh, Andrew, I must kiss you.

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Oh, Martha, you're a vision.

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Oh, what a pretty tie.

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Oh, thank you.

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What are you doing in our nation's capital?

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Seeing my senator.

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Now, you remember
that dirt road through the

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woods to the beach?

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You should.

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You're always on it.

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Well, some off-Islanders
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truckload of tar and gravel.

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I said, Senator, we'll
have no eyesore modern

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roads on Susquehanna.

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Well, bully for our side.

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How'd you get off the island?

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Row all the way?

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Speaking of rowing, what
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that you said you rode around the island?

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Oh, Martha, this is Colonel Fairchild.

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This is Mrs. Preston Pratt.

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The colonel's going to NATO.

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How do you do?

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Keep your eye on those foreigners.

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Well, what happened?

276
00:09:43,290 --> 00:09:44,529
Well, Martha, you see, I had to row

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all night because it was a very strong

278
00:09:46,470 --> 00:09:47,090
undercurrent.

279
00:09:47,230 --> 00:09:48,569
Then what was she doing with those pie

280
00:09:48,570 --> 00:09:49,570
needles in her hair?

281
00:09:49,770 --> 00:09:50,929
Did I tell you the colonel was going

282
00:09:50,930 --> 00:09:51,430
to NATO?

283
00:09:51,530 --> 00:09:51,890
Yes.

284
00:09:51,891 --> 00:09:53,649
Oh, and you two still go on those

285
00:09:53,650 --> 00:09:54,650
picnics together?

286
00:09:54,810 --> 00:09:55,590
Oh, by the way, what did you do

287
00:09:55,590 --> 00:09:56,130
with my skillet?

288
00:09:56,210 --> 00:09:57,449
Oh, I put that in the hall closet

289
00:09:57,450 --> 00:09:58,746
with the blankets and the thermoses.

290
00:09:58,770 --> 00:10:00,130
But about the pie needles, Martha.

291
00:10:00,530 --> 00:10:01,890
Martha, Andrew and I are divorced.

292
00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,390
Well, where's your nearest phone?

293
00:10:04,450 --> 00:10:05,689
Because before I got it, I must telephone

294
00:10:05,690 --> 00:10:06,890
the Department of Agriculture.

295
00:10:06,950 --> 00:10:09,089
Japanese beetles are
ruining our lovely island, you

296
00:10:09,090 --> 00:10:09,430
know.

297
00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:10,829
Oh, you should see our dailies in the

298
00:10:10,830 --> 00:10:11,750
fall.
But you'll be in NATO, won't you?

299
00:10:11,770 --> 00:10:13,569
Martha, the first door to the right, you'll

300
00:10:13,570 --> 00:10:14,570
find it there.

301
00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,939
Martha's a lot of fun when you get

302
00:10:18,940 --> 00:10:19,940
to know her.

303
00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,640
I should be embarrassed,
but I'm only annoyed.

304
00:10:24,460 --> 00:10:25,460
Don't be, my dear.

305
00:10:26,100 --> 00:10:27,140
That's the old life.

306
00:10:27,720 --> 00:10:28,720
Paris is the new.

307
00:10:29,880 --> 00:10:31,120
When do we start living it?

308
00:10:38,260 --> 00:10:39,260
Come along, Colonel.

309
00:10:39,320 --> 00:10:41,000
Fort Sumter has just been fired upon.

310
00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,259
Think of me, darling, when I'm in the

311
00:10:43,260 --> 00:10:44,260
thick of things.

312
00:10:44,660 --> 00:10:45,660
Sailor Gare, Jo.

313
00:10:45,700 --> 00:10:46,540
Don't get lonesome.

314
00:10:46,620 --> 00:10:47,620
We'll be commuting.

315
00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:49,900
Good night, Senator.

316
00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:57,220
Now, you cable me.

317
00:10:57,221 --> 00:10:58,840
Chief, headquarters, Paris.

318
00:10:59,260 --> 00:11:02,079
When you make your
reservations, these open arms

319
00:11:02,080 --> 00:11:03,780
will be waiting for you at Arleigh Field.

320
00:11:16,260 --> 00:11:18,179
What's that cute trick,
turning up after two

321
00:11:18,180 --> 00:11:18,780
months unannounced?

322
00:11:18,860 --> 00:11:20,156
You could see I was giving a party,

323
00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:22,296
couldn't you? You could count
the cars outside, couldn't you?

324
00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:23,540
I didn't have the time.

325
00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:24,560
Well, you should have come in the front

326
00:11:24,561 --> 00:11:26,481
door, like everyone else,
and worn your uniform.

327
00:11:26,740 --> 00:11:27,740
I'm wearing it.

328
00:11:28,380 --> 00:11:29,619
Do you mean to say you didn't accept

329
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:30,120
the colonelcy?

330
00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,879
I can do the same job in tweeds,

331
00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:33,059
and when I'm finished, I get back to

332
00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,100
the plant and my research.

333
00:11:34,260 --> 00:11:36,300
Now, if I upset anything, I'm sorry.

334
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:37,960
Upset anything?

335
00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,296
Do you mean sneaking in the back door,

336
00:11:39,320 --> 00:11:41,960
skulking around, spying,
reliving our courtship with Mrs.

337
00:11:42,060 --> 00:11:42,660
Preston Pratt?

338
00:11:42,740 --> 00:11:44,276
I couldn't relive it with you, could I?

339
00:11:44,300 --> 00:11:44,800
Keep your voice down.

340
00:11:44,820 --> 00:11:46,639
Doesn't it strike you
as being rather symbolic

341
00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:48,599
that the Japanese Beatles
are destroying our elm

342
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:50,359
tree?
Yes, since our marriage fell apart at the

343
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,040
same time.

344
00:11:51,340 --> 00:11:52,940
Hamburger Island, how coy could we get?

345
00:11:53,000 --> 00:11:54,000
Oh, we got pretty coy.

346
00:11:54,100 --> 00:11:55,639
That's the same night that you suggested we

347
00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:56,640
wear matching suits.

348
00:11:56,720 --> 00:11:58,239
As I recall, you bought a set of

349
00:11:58,240 --> 00:11:58,980
him and her towels.

350
00:11:59,060 --> 00:12:00,060
Well, that was a mistake, and I made

351
00:12:00,061 --> 00:12:01,419
a lot of others too, like thinking you'd

352
00:12:01,420 --> 00:12:02,739
be the same girl here as you were

353
00:12:02,740 --> 00:12:03,240
on that island.

354
00:12:03,320 --> 00:12:04,439
Oh, well, of course, you didn't turn out

355
00:12:04,440 --> 00:12:06,299
to be a big disappointment,
loading the dinner

356
00:12:06,300 --> 00:12:08,140
table with those
fascinating fabric engineers.

357
00:12:08,180 --> 00:12:08,860
What are you talking about?

358
00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:10,319
Now, Andrew, let's take a silk thread and

359
00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:11,599
cross it with a bit of nylon thread

360
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,220
and see what we get.

361
00:12:12,260 --> 00:12:12,980
Well, I know what I got.

362
00:12:13,140 --> 00:12:14,000
Board, all right.

363
00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:15,340
Go do your research in Paris.

364
00:12:15,500 --> 00:12:17,120
Chase after your gingerbread colonel.

365
00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:19,779
Will you be quiet? He'll be delighted
to ringmaster this circus you're

366
00:12:19,780 --> 00:12:21,300
running, but you better keep a net up.

367
00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:23,180
Someday, you'll fall flat on your face.

368
00:12:23,220 --> 00:12:24,339
Now, how dare you talk to me like

369
00:12:24,340 --> 00:12:27,000
this?
Oh, Pepe Baroness, you're not leaving?

370
00:12:27,360 --> 00:12:28,439
What, no caviar?

371
00:12:28,440 --> 00:12:31,499
Henry, another bucket for the Baroness.

372
00:12:31,500 --> 00:12:32,400
Will you take your loud mouth and your

373
00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:33,060
junk out of this house?

374
00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:35,180
I'll be charmed, but you keep the junk.

375
00:12:35,220 --> 00:12:36,579
I should have caught on when that was

376
00:12:36,580 --> 00:12:38,680
taken.
Anybody call those lousy things hamburgers?

377
00:12:38,700 --> 00:12:39,200
Hypocrite.

378
00:12:39,380 --> 00:12:40,440
You said they were cute at the time.

379
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:41,920
They were burned at the time.

380
00:12:44,520 --> 00:12:47,260
Artemisa, sweep up that mess.

381
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,369
I'll take a dozen of those just to

382
00:12:57,370 --> 00:12:58,710
remind me how lucky I am.

383
00:12:59,210 --> 00:13:00,210
Sorry, Tom.

384
00:13:00,590 --> 00:13:01,590
So long.

385
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:07,190
The earliest reservation,
day after tomorrow.

386
00:13:08,210 --> 00:13:09,390
Well, all right, that'll do.

387
00:13:10,470 --> 00:13:11,870
Yes, yes, Jo McBain.

388
00:13:12,170 --> 00:13:14,050
Your boss knows me,
Senator Reynolds' daughter.

389
00:13:15,770 --> 00:13:17,330
I'll send my man for the ticket.

390
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:19,310
Bye.

391
00:13:21,650 --> 00:13:22,650
What's this?

392
00:13:24,110 --> 00:13:26,110
I thought you might want to reframe it.

393
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:27,830
I do.

394
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:31,789
You were both in good voice tonight.

395
00:13:31,790 --> 00:13:34,469
Keep the net up, another bucket for the

396
00:13:34,470 --> 00:13:35,470
Baroness.

397
00:13:35,910 --> 00:13:37,569
Father, how could I have ever been caught

398
00:13:37,570 --> 00:13:38,810
so off guard?

399
00:13:39,210 --> 00:13:42,470
Blinded by summer moonlight,
toasting those sandy marshmallows,

400
00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:44,070
that big elm tree.

401
00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:45,909
Don't you ever let me go on another

402
00:13:45,910 --> 00:13:47,389
holiday without first checking out the-Not

403
00:13:47,390 --> 00:13:48,390
even to Paris?

404
00:13:49,730 --> 00:13:51,110
Father, this is different.

405
00:13:51,590 --> 00:13:52,590
Yes, I know.

406
00:13:53,210 --> 00:13:56,869
You want to protect your interests, but do

407
00:13:56,870 --> 00:13:58,330
you have to chase after him?

408
00:13:58,710 --> 00:13:59,570
I'd better.

409
00:13:59,571 --> 00:14:02,689
Well, that vulture
Phyllis gets her claws into

410
00:14:02,690 --> 00:14:03,190
him.

411
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,969
Oh, what a sweet setup for her, his

412
00:14:05,970 --> 00:14:07,030
office wife.

413
00:14:07,530 --> 00:14:09,369
Can't you see her now looking so chicly

414
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:11,749
patriotic as she bends close to pour his

415
00:14:11,750 --> 00:14:12,250
coffee?

416
00:14:12,430 --> 00:14:13,430
It figures.

417
00:14:13,650 --> 00:14:15,690
First lieutenant, Phyllis Trumbull.

418
00:14:16,310 --> 00:14:17,310
Good grief.

419
00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,109
If she got a commission as a first

420
00:14:19,110 --> 00:14:20,510
lieutenant, I should be a general.

421
00:14:22,370 --> 00:14:23,370
Why not?

422
00:14:24,670 --> 00:14:25,670
Why not?

423
00:14:26,730 --> 00:14:28,829
Nowadays, many a man's head is turned by

424
00:14:28,830 --> 00:14:29,830
a pretty uniform.

425
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:32,650
Are you inferring I should join the army?

426
00:14:33,570 --> 00:14:35,589
Why, it seems to me that would solve

427
00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:36,830
your myriad problems.

428
00:14:37,630 --> 00:14:38,830
You're kidding.

429
00:14:39,570 --> 00:14:42,069
I'm confident that my
daughter, with her superior

430
00:14:42,070 --> 00:14:45,629
leadership qualities, could top
anything lieutenant Phyllis had

431
00:14:45,630 --> 00:14:46,630
to offer.

432
00:14:47,010 --> 00:14:49,430
And you could get me assigned to Europe.

433
00:14:50,050 --> 00:14:53,229
Yeah, and you could work the day shift

434
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:54,530
as well as the night shift.

435
00:14:54,990 --> 00:14:56,109
It's perfect.

436
00:14:56,110 --> 00:14:58,070
Oh, now, father, I'm not greedy.

437
00:14:58,150 --> 00:14:58,710
You know that.

438
00:14:58,890 --> 00:15:00,509
I don't mind starting as a major or

439
00:15:00,510 --> 00:15:01,849
a captain and working up on my own

440
00:15:01,850 --> 00:15:02,350
merits.

441
00:15:02,650 --> 00:15:03,650
Why, there's no telling.

442
00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:06,170
You might be that first woman general.

443
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:09,030
Even president.

444
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:11,770
Oh, I'll let you be president first.

445
00:15:12,070 --> 00:15:13,929
Oh, now, father, you'll take care of all

446
00:15:13,930 --> 00:15:15,749
the red tape and getting
the commission, that

447
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:16,250
sort of thing?

448
00:15:16,430 --> 00:15:16,930
Roger.

449
00:15:17,270 --> 00:15:18,530
And I couldn't be prouder.

450
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,309
Say, I'm not rushing into this thing, am

451
00:15:20,310 --> 00:15:21,150
I?
You are.

452
00:15:21,330 --> 00:15:22,330
And you'd better.

453
00:15:22,490 --> 00:15:23,889
The age limit is 35.

454
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,449
Now, you know perfectly well that I'm only

455
00:15:25,450 --> 00:15:27,450
35.

456
00:15:28,850 --> 00:15:30,170
You call the V for Omar.

457
00:15:30,450 --> 00:15:31,869
They'll take care of
everything while I close

458
00:15:31,870 --> 00:15:32,870
up the house.

459
00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:35,610
Hello.

460
00:15:35,950 --> 00:15:36,950
Hello, TWA?

461
00:15:37,290 --> 00:15:39,090
Oh, this is Senator
Reynolds' daughter again.

462
00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,989
I'd like to cancel that reservation I made

463
00:15:40,990 --> 00:15:41,990
for Paris.

464
00:15:42,050 --> 00:15:42,970
Oh, no, no, no, no.

465
00:15:42,971 --> 00:15:44,691
I'm still going, but I'm going another way.

466
00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:46,310
The army's sending me.

467
00:15:46,830 --> 00:15:47,830
Thank you.

468
00:15:48,050 --> 00:15:49,050
Bye-bye.

469
00:15:53,670 --> 00:15:56,789
While 230 miles to the north was another

470
00:15:56,790 --> 00:16:00,449
woman furthering the female
cause, making history of

471
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:04,249
a different kind, prominent and a leader in

472
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:05,250
her field.

473
00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:06,590
Hold it, dear.

474
00:16:08,590 --> 00:16:09,990
That's fine, honey child.

475
00:16:10,270 --> 00:16:11,430
Now, one for Halloween.

476
00:16:12,070 --> 00:16:13,690
But this is April Fool's Day.

477
00:16:14,810 --> 00:16:16,010
Magazine publicity.

478
00:16:16,170 --> 00:16:18,089
You know, you make them months in advance.

479
00:16:18,090 --> 00:16:19,490
Uh-uh, Mr. Gettleman.

480
00:16:20,230 --> 00:16:22,649
And speaking of love, honey, your love to

481
00:16:22,650 --> 00:16:24,290
meet a friend I got coming over here.

482
00:16:24,670 --> 00:16:26,669
Now, I thought maybe if you're not tied

483
00:16:26,670 --> 00:16:27,390
down for dinner tonight.

484
00:16:27,391 --> 00:16:28,929
But, you know, I never eat before a

485
00:16:28,930 --> 00:16:29,430
performance.

486
00:16:29,550 --> 00:16:30,210
It shows.

487
00:16:30,570 --> 00:16:32,250
Not even with my chief backer?

488
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:33,989
Why, we wouldn't be in business if it

489
00:16:33,990 --> 00:16:35,010
wasn't for Nicola Horace.

490
00:16:35,130 --> 00:16:36,869
Now, there's such a
thing as courtesy, isn't

491
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:37,850
there?
Well, I guess so.

492
00:16:37,890 --> 00:16:38,910
I'll think about it.

493
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,830
That's my little love bug.

494
00:16:40,970 --> 00:16:42,190
All right, strike a pose.

495
00:16:44,790 --> 00:16:45,510
Glad to see you.

496
00:16:45,550 --> 00:16:46,629
Come on, step right over here.

497
00:16:46,630 --> 00:16:48,889
Danger or doubt, I'd like to present my

498
00:16:48,890 --> 00:16:50,530
best friend, Mr. Nicola Horace.

499
00:16:50,950 --> 00:16:51,950
Danger.

500
00:16:52,330 --> 00:16:53,990
You don't scare me a bit.

501
00:16:54,810 --> 00:16:55,750
I'd like you to go to a little

502
00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:56,750
party with me tonight.

503
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:57,510
How about it?

504
00:16:57,810 --> 00:16:59,050
How about the picture?

505
00:16:59,490 --> 00:17:00,890
Hey, you didn't answer my question.

506
00:17:01,430 --> 00:17:02,430
What about my party?

507
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,650
You can be the whole party.

508
00:17:07,190 --> 00:17:09,290
Danger, baby, where you going, love bug?

509
00:17:09,430 --> 00:17:11,549
Oh, I'm getting away from men and love

510
00:17:11,550 --> 00:17:12,550
and...

511
00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:32,200
Miss McBain.

512
00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,120
Miss McBain.

513
00:17:34,620 --> 00:17:35,640
What a niece.

514
00:17:35,740 --> 00:17:37,660
Must you make all that racket?

515
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,760
Mrs. McBain, you'll have to wake up.

516
00:17:41,520 --> 00:17:42,840
You'll have to wake up.

517
00:17:43,080 --> 00:17:44,640
You're joining the army at 11.

518
00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:45,920
Now, hurry.

519
00:17:46,420 --> 00:17:47,440
Oh, I am.

520
00:17:56,140 --> 00:17:57,300
I'm Joan McBain.

521
00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:58,720
Did General Bradley phone you?

522
00:17:59,200 --> 00:17:59,700
No.

523
00:18:00,200 --> 00:18:01,200
He hasn't called me yet.

524
00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:05,739
But, uh, Lieutenant
Comar in his office phoned

525
00:18:05,740 --> 00:18:07,499
and explained that you are single, you have

526
00:18:07,500 --> 00:18:09,680
all the qualifications,
and you desire to join.

527
00:18:09,840 --> 00:18:10,400
Yes, yes.

528
00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,040
And the sooner the better.

529
00:18:11,140 --> 00:18:12,439
I've got a million things to do before

530
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:12,960
I get off.

531
00:18:13,000 --> 00:18:14,000
Henry?

532
00:18:14,220 --> 00:18:14,940
Birth certificate.

533
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:16,300
And I'd like that back.

534
00:18:16,600 --> 00:18:17,600
Diplomas.

535
00:18:17,740 --> 00:18:18,760
College of Fine Arts.

536
00:18:19,300 --> 00:18:20,620
Lucerne Academy for Young Ladies.

537
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,200
Miss Farcroft's Connecticut.

538
00:18:22,280 --> 00:18:24,199
Oh, uh, Henry, while I'm tied up here

539
00:18:24,200 --> 00:18:25,100
for a few minutes, will you go to

540
00:18:25,101 --> 00:18:26,621
Brentano's and pick me up these books?

541
00:18:26,860 --> 00:18:27,640
Almanac de Gotha.

542
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,080
Right.

543
00:18:28,080 --> 00:18:29,080
Dining Out in Paris.

544
00:18:29,081 --> 00:18:31,460
I fed Royal Stomachs by shift.

545
00:18:31,500 --> 00:18:33,359
And then, uh, go along to General Bradley's

546
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,299
office and have him give you an officer's

547
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:37,179
guide and any little pamphlets that he may

548
00:18:37,180 --> 00:18:38,200
have on NATO and shape.

549
00:18:38,840 --> 00:18:39,840
Headquarters.

550
00:18:40,580 --> 00:18:42,720
Well, now, what do we do next?

551
00:18:43,140 --> 00:18:44,940
You fill out these papers in that room.

552
00:18:45,060 --> 00:18:46,219
Oh, you make them out for me, will

553
00:18:46,220 --> 00:18:47,220
you, dear?
Very well.

554
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:51,540
Uh, you don't mind signing them?

555
00:18:51,560 --> 00:18:52,060
Oh, no.

556
00:18:52,200 --> 00:18:53,200
No, not at all.

557
00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:56,320
Please sit down, Mrs. McBain.

558
00:18:56,980 --> 00:18:57,980
Thank you.

559
00:18:58,860 --> 00:19:01,579
Now, we must have the names of five

560
00:19:01,580 --> 00:19:03,280
character references we can call.

561
00:19:03,420 --> 00:19:04,420
Oh, oh, certainly.

562
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:09,659
Uh, Anna Rosenberg, Assistant
Secretary of Defense, General

563
00:19:09,660 --> 00:19:13,400
Omar Bradley, Admiral Collins,
and General Hoyt Vandenberg.

564
00:19:14,700 --> 00:19:15,760
That's four.

565
00:19:16,320 --> 00:19:17,880
Oh, and the President.

566
00:19:20,030 --> 00:19:21,330
Of the United States, that is.

567
00:19:26,000 --> 00:19:27,000
Inhale.

568
00:19:27,640 --> 00:19:28,640
Exhale.

569
00:19:29,980 --> 00:19:30,660
Inhale.

570
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:31,660
Inhale.

571
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,080
Exhale.

572
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:35,320
Inhale.

573
00:19:37,120 --> 00:19:38,120
Exhale.

574
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:42,320
I've got Miss Carnegie for you.

575
00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:43,440
Oh, good.

576
00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,100
Hello, hello.

577
00:19:44,160 --> 00:19:45,160
Howdy, darling.

578
00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:46,959
Well, I'm flying overseas in a matter of

579
00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:48,620
hours, so you must rush those uniforms.

580
00:19:49,420 --> 00:19:50,819
And take a little fullness out of the

581
00:19:50,820 --> 00:19:51,820
skirts, will you, dear?

582
00:19:52,040 --> 00:19:53,796
No, no, never mind
about the captain's bars.

583
00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:55,100
I've ordered those at Tiffany's.

584
00:19:55,280 --> 00:19:56,280
Bye now.

585
00:20:01,260 --> 00:20:02,780
Any insanity in your family?

586
00:20:03,940 --> 00:20:04,700
Well, hardly.

587
00:20:04,701 --> 00:20:06,220
My father's a senator.

588
00:20:08,570 --> 00:20:12,929
I, Gertrude Elling McBain,
do solemnly swear or

589
00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:16,189
affirm that I will serve them honorably and

590
00:20:16,190 --> 00:20:20,149
faithfully against all their
enemies according to the

591
00:20:20,150 --> 00:20:24,450
regulations and the uniform
code of military justice.

592
00:20:30,810 --> 00:20:34,289
Of course, I'm thrilled,
Father, but why did

593
00:20:34,290 --> 00:20:35,689
my order say you won't leave Virginia when

594
00:20:35,690 --> 00:20:36,290
I'm going to Paris?

595
00:20:36,370 --> 00:20:37,290
Only a formality.

596
00:20:37,370 --> 00:20:37,990
You know the army.

597
00:20:38,110 --> 00:20:38,930
That's red tape.

598
00:20:38,990 --> 00:20:40,449
Well, I'm going to take everything with me

599
00:20:40,450 --> 00:20:41,690
when we fly, direct from there.

600
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:43,709
Oh, oh, Henry, I'll wire you when to

601
00:20:43,710 --> 00:20:44,710
pick up the car.

602
00:20:44,950 --> 00:20:47,089
And Artemisa, be sure
everything is covered when

603
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:48,090
you close the house.

604
00:20:48,130 --> 00:20:49,909
And make sure also that my key things

605
00:20:49,910 --> 00:20:50,790
are put in the trunk so they're sent

606
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:51,290
to Paris.

607
00:20:51,490 --> 00:20:52,030
Yes, ma'am.

608
00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,729
Oh, Miss Gorham, be
certain that everyone here

609
00:20:54,730 --> 00:20:55,570
gets a check for a month.

610
00:20:55,730 --> 00:20:56,230
I will.

611
00:20:56,750 --> 00:20:57,750
I could fall.

612
00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,290
I just can't believe all this.

613
00:20:59,310 --> 00:21:00,510
Oh, now, now, now.

614
00:21:01,930 --> 00:21:03,490
Josephine, remember you're a Reynolds.

615
00:21:04,370 --> 00:21:05,370
Oh, shut up.

616
00:21:05,470 --> 00:21:07,586
I've been inoculated for
everything with Phyllis Trumbull.

617
00:21:07,610 --> 00:21:08,729
Now, Father, I'm not going to worry about

618
00:21:08,730 --> 00:21:09,470
you on your vacation.

619
00:21:09,730 --> 00:21:10,230
Right.

620
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,789
You just worry about all the fish I'm

621
00:21:11,790 --> 00:21:12,230
going to catch.

622
00:21:12,231 --> 00:21:13,671
They're not going to like it at all.

623
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:15,990
Now, be a good soldier.

624
00:21:20,270 --> 00:21:21,270
Bye, now.

625
00:22:26,880 --> 00:22:34,880
I've got my commission.

626
00:22:36,080 --> 00:22:37,080
Where do I go, please?

627
00:22:37,420 --> 00:22:38,420
Third intersection.

628
00:22:38,520 --> 00:22:39,020
Turn left.

629
00:22:39,280 --> 00:22:40,040
19 blocks.

630
00:22:40,120 --> 00:22:41,000
White Training Center.

631
00:22:41,100 --> 00:22:42,100
Thank you.

632
00:22:51,110 --> 00:22:54,570
Boy, I mean, soldier, you're in my way.

633
00:23:00,780 --> 00:23:02,120
Oh, oh, it's all right.

634
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:05,039
You can...

635
00:23:05,040 --> 00:23:06,040
Oh, it's all right.

636
00:23:19,760 --> 00:23:20,760
Just a little.

637
00:23:41,800 --> 00:23:42,800
Get the train in.

638
00:23:42,900 --> 00:23:43,900
What can we do for you?

639
00:23:44,340 --> 00:23:46,140
Oh, I'm one of your brand-new officers.

640
00:23:46,380 --> 00:23:47,500
Can you tell me where to go?

641
00:23:48,440 --> 00:23:50,240
One, two, three, four.

642
00:23:50,420 --> 00:23:51,260
One, two, three, four.

643
00:23:51,300 --> 00:23:52,440
To Box B Company.

644
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,980
Thank you, darling.

645
00:24:14,160 --> 00:24:16,159
Your company will be filling in during the

646
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,499
next 48 hours, and girls will be arriving

647
00:24:18,500 --> 00:24:19,500
here day and night.

648
00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:20,960
All right, select your bed.

649
00:24:26,680 --> 00:24:27,680
No private.

650
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:29,600
All luggage is filled in the luggage area.

651
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,020
You won't have to worry about that.

652
00:24:33,021 --> 00:24:35,219
You won't be officially
welcomed until tomorrow at

653
00:24:35,220 --> 00:24:36,220
0800.

654
00:24:36,620 --> 00:24:37,620
Ada, talk to you.

655
00:24:37,880 --> 00:24:38,440
Oh, thank you.

656
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:40,419
In the meantime, you'll
see your first guidon

657
00:24:40,420 --> 00:24:41,420
competition.

658
00:24:41,700 --> 00:24:43,280
All right, line up in single file.

659
00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:46,140
Come on, let's go.

660
00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,000
Oh, Lieutenant.

661
00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:50,280
Oh, excuse me, Sergeant.

662
00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,420
I seem to be lost.

663
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,320
Perhaps you could help me?

664
00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:53,540
Well, perhaps I can.

665
00:24:53,640 --> 00:24:54,816
Your name and where are you from?

666
00:24:54,840 --> 00:24:56,340
Jo McBain, Washington.

667
00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,099
You see, I've just come down here...

668
00:24:58,100 --> 00:24:59,140
Oh, yes, Josephine McBain.

669
00:24:59,540 --> 00:25:00,540
Okay, McBain.

670
00:25:00,940 --> 00:25:01,940
Follow me.

671
00:25:06,680 --> 00:25:07,720
Oh, dear.

672
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:09,960
Where's your luggage, McBain?

673
00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,239
Well, it's in the car, but where do

674
00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:12,240
I go?

675
00:25:12,440 --> 00:25:14,019
Well, right now you're going with us to

676
00:25:14,020 --> 00:25:14,680
see the parade.

677
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,380
Oh, will I see someone in charge?

678
00:25:16,580 --> 00:25:17,620
Will the General be there?

679
00:25:17,680 --> 00:25:19,180
Oh, yes, he'll be there, McBain.

680
00:25:19,300 --> 00:25:19,800
Good.

681
00:25:20,120 --> 00:25:20,860
Say, I know you.

682
00:25:20,960 --> 00:25:24,000
You're Jo McBain, that
famous Washington madam.

683
00:25:24,860 --> 00:25:25,960
Oh, I read Time.

684
00:25:26,720 --> 00:25:27,220
Subscription?

685
00:25:28,620 --> 00:25:30,439
Oh, yes, I read that big article on

686
00:25:30,440 --> 00:25:30,860
you.

687
00:25:30,861 --> 00:25:32,819
Say, are you here incognito?

688
00:25:32,820 --> 00:25:34,760
Well, let's say temporarily.

689
00:25:35,060 --> 00:25:36,680
Well, your secret's buried right here.

690
00:25:36,980 --> 00:25:37,980
Then I know it's safe.

691
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:39,320
Well, I'm Claire Schneiderman.

692
00:25:39,600 --> 00:25:40,640
I'm Sergeant Wayne.

693
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:41,460
Follow me.

694
00:25:41,660 --> 00:25:42,660
Oh, sure.

695
00:26:11,450 --> 00:26:12,930
Turn around and face me.

696
00:26:13,810 --> 00:26:14,810
At ease.

697
00:26:27,310 --> 00:26:28,630
General Prentiss, isn't it?

698
00:26:28,730 --> 00:26:29,770
I'm Jo McBain.

699
00:26:29,970 --> 00:26:31,869
Remember the Pentagon parking lot?

700
00:26:31,870 --> 00:26:33,310
Yes, I met you there with my father,

701
00:26:33,390 --> 00:26:34,870
Senator Reynolds and General Bradley.

702
00:26:35,210 --> 00:26:36,210
Oh, how do you do?

703
00:26:37,470 --> 00:26:39,090
Omar knew I was coming down here today.

704
00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:40,689
He wanted me to give you his best

705
00:26:40,690 --> 00:26:41,290
regards.

706
00:26:41,690 --> 00:26:42,210
Thank you.

707
00:26:42,590 --> 00:26:44,150
And this is Colonel Hubbard.

708
00:26:44,370 --> 00:26:45,806
She's the commanding officer of the WACs.

709
00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:47,110
Oh, well, how do you do?

710
00:26:47,470 --> 00:26:48,730
How are you, Mrs. McBain?

711
00:26:48,830 --> 00:26:50,590
Oh, well, this is a nice surprise.

712
00:26:50,890 --> 00:26:52,250
I did want to meet you eventually.

713
00:26:52,410 --> 00:26:53,609
It looks as though you're doing a wonderful

714
00:26:53,610 --> 00:26:54,370
job here.

715
00:26:54,550 --> 00:26:55,090
Thank you.

716
00:26:55,290 --> 00:26:56,889
If you'll stay over,
perhaps you'll have lunch

717
00:26:56,890 --> 00:26:57,510
with me tomorrow.

718
00:26:57,790 --> 00:26:59,429
I'd enjoy showing you
around the training center.

719
00:26:59,430 --> 00:27:01,330
Well, I'll be delighted when I return.

720
00:27:01,570 --> 00:27:02,970
You will give me now a rain check,

721
00:27:03,070 --> 00:27:04,070
won't you?

722
00:27:05,150 --> 00:27:06,150
Thank you.

723
00:27:13,060 --> 00:27:13,860
Big place.

724
00:27:14,060 --> 00:27:15,060
Where is your airport?

725
00:27:15,240 --> 00:27:16,940
Well, you go out the main gate.

726
00:27:17,280 --> 00:27:18,580
That's Route 36, you know.

727
00:27:18,840 --> 00:27:19,840
Then you turn left.

728
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,619
You go down about a mile until you

729
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,379
come to a little orange stand under some

730
00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:23,880
trees.

731
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,720
Then just beyond that is a fork.

732
00:27:26,100 --> 00:27:27,300
Well, you don't take the fork.

733
00:27:27,640 --> 00:27:29,840
Excuse me, Colonel Hubbard.

734
00:27:30,520 --> 00:27:31,520
McBain has left her unit.

735
00:27:31,520 --> 00:27:32,020
Who?

736
00:27:32,520 --> 00:27:33,520
Her man.

737
00:27:33,940 --> 00:27:35,420
I think we'd better join the others.

738
00:27:36,460 --> 00:27:37,460
Oh, protocol.

739
00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:42,640
I'll see you later, folks.

740
00:28:16,020 --> 00:28:24,020
Two minutes

741
00:28:28,580 --> 00:28:29,580
to wash and dress.

742
00:28:34,390 --> 00:28:36,390
And Miss McBain, it's time to get up.

743
00:28:38,930 --> 00:28:42,130
Oh, Artemisia, must
you make all that racket?

744
00:28:42,690 --> 00:28:43,610
Come on, McBain.

745
00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:44,190
Wake up.

746
00:28:46,090 --> 00:28:48,949
Oh, but Sergeant, I don't have to get

747
00:28:48,950 --> 00:28:49,450
up.

748
00:28:49,930 --> 00:28:51,110
Oh, I'm afraid you do.

749
00:28:51,510 --> 00:28:53,450
You see, we've arranged a welcome for you.

750
00:28:53,950 --> 00:28:56,110
Oh, how sweet.

751
00:28:56,370 --> 00:28:58,469
I do hope your lovely colonel hasn't gone

752
00:28:58,470 --> 00:28:59,230
to too much trouble.

753
00:28:59,310 --> 00:29:00,689
Well, you see, it isn't every day that

754
00:29:00,690 --> 00:29:01,730
we get someone like you.

755
00:29:02,490 --> 00:29:04,090
Oh, does it matter what I wear?

756
00:29:04,590 --> 00:29:06,550
No, as long as you don't wear that.

757
00:29:07,770 --> 00:29:08,870
You are quick.

758
00:29:09,270 --> 00:29:10,270
Now, let's see.

759
00:29:10,390 --> 00:29:11,670
Which way was that?

760
00:29:13,110 --> 00:29:14,850
Interesting dining with the enlisted girls.

761
00:29:15,150 --> 00:29:16,506
Spending the night with a green group.

762
00:29:16,530 --> 00:29:17,906
It's been an invaluable experience.

763
00:29:17,930 --> 00:29:18,930
I must write farther.

764
00:29:19,230 --> 00:29:19,730
Yes.

765
00:29:19,930 --> 00:29:21,289
Well, since I'm going to be in command

766
00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:23,009
abroad, I'm glad I've learned the art of

767
00:29:23,010 --> 00:29:31,010
working quickly, sweetie.

768
00:29:34,250 --> 00:29:35,810
Oh, I'm Jo McBain.

769
00:29:35,970 --> 00:29:38,410
How are you, uh, Captain Malloy?

770
00:29:38,650 --> 00:29:40,306
I suppose you've
arranged everything for me.

771
00:29:40,330 --> 00:29:42,110
And whatever the army says goes for me.

772
00:29:42,350 --> 00:29:43,870
Then sit down, McBain.

773
00:29:48,340 --> 00:29:49,739
Welcome to Fort Lee.

774
00:29:49,740 --> 00:29:54,009
Oh, I know how you must be feeling

775
00:29:54,010 --> 00:29:56,269
at this moment because I once sat where

776
00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:58,649
you're sitting and
wondered just what I'd gotten

777
00:29:58,650 --> 00:29:59,650
myself into.

778
00:29:59,890 --> 00:30:01,810
But no matter what
your reasons for joining,

779
00:30:02,490 --> 00:30:06,209
patriotic, a desire to
improve yourself, you'll find

780
00:30:06,210 --> 00:30:07,630
we're happy to have you.

781
00:30:07,790 --> 00:30:09,729
And the army is anxious to find just

782
00:30:09,730 --> 00:30:10,850
the right job for you.

783
00:30:10,990 --> 00:30:12,929
Some of you may qualify for a leader's

784
00:30:12,930 --> 00:30:13,430
school.

785
00:30:13,450 --> 00:30:15,270
Others, officer candidate school.

786
00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:18,129
We are here to help you, not only

787
00:30:18,130 --> 00:30:21,509
in your new army career, but in personal

788
00:30:21,510 --> 00:30:22,090
fulfillment.

789
00:30:22,510 --> 00:30:23,530
Good luck, soldiers.

790
00:30:24,310 --> 00:30:24,810
Thank you.

791
00:30:24,850 --> 00:30:27,430
Gentlemen, my last night to you.

792
00:30:29,790 --> 00:30:31,910
Oh, that Walter Sweet speech, Captain.

793
00:30:32,210 --> 00:30:33,469
I'd love a copy of that for my

794
00:30:33,470 --> 00:30:34,050
girls in NATO.

795
00:30:34,290 --> 00:30:35,130
Did you write it yourself?

796
00:30:35,270 --> 00:30:36,630
You'll have to excuse me, Captain.

797
00:30:36,850 --> 00:30:38,409
As you can see, McBain is a very

798
00:30:38,410 --> 00:30:38,950
busy woman.

799
00:30:39,070 --> 00:30:39,870
Yes, yes.

800
00:30:39,930 --> 00:30:41,350
Well, uh, so long now.

801
00:30:42,590 --> 00:30:43,590
Wait a minute.

802
00:30:43,970 --> 00:30:45,129
You forgot your little admiral.

803
00:30:45,130 --> 00:30:46,070
But I have my shoes.

804
00:30:46,090 --> 00:30:47,150
They're in my car.

805
00:30:47,310 --> 00:30:48,670
Come on, you sad sack.

806
00:30:49,310 --> 00:30:50,310
Sergeant.

807
00:30:50,450 --> 00:30:51,290
Here's your sack.

808
00:30:51,430 --> 00:30:51,930
Take these things.

809
00:30:52,050 --> 00:30:53,050
I don't need them.

810
00:30:53,350 --> 00:30:53,850
Here.

811
00:30:54,170 --> 00:30:56,169
But I went to my doctor, and he

812
00:30:56,170 --> 00:30:57,630
gave me these same shots.

813
00:30:57,690 --> 00:30:58,690
I'm sure.

814
00:30:59,090 --> 00:31:00,790
Now we are both sure.

815
00:31:13,240 --> 00:31:15,079
Now, girls, will you please sit down while

816
00:31:15,080 --> 00:31:16,200
you wait for your interview?

817
00:31:17,880 --> 00:31:19,440
Were you in any sports?

818
00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:21,579
Well, I won lots of ribbons at the

819
00:31:21,580 --> 00:31:22,440
Pendleton Rodeo.

820
00:31:22,441 --> 00:31:24,359
I got sick and tired of pounding a

821
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,200
typewriter all day long in a stuffy office.

822
00:31:26,620 --> 00:31:28,439
My great-grandfather made his money in the

823
00:31:28,440 --> 00:31:29,980
gold rush looking for tourists.

824
00:31:30,260 --> 00:31:31,639
That's why I was able to go to

825
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:32,980
art school in San Francisco.

826
00:31:33,560 --> 00:31:35,239
I wanted to prove I could do something

827
00:31:35,240 --> 00:31:36,240
other than milk cows.

828
00:31:36,700 --> 00:31:39,219
So you were a GI bride and a

829
00:31:39,220 --> 00:31:42,179
Lance Corporal in the Women's
Auxiliary Territorial Service

830
00:31:42,180 --> 00:31:43,020
in the last war?

831
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,259
Now, Clara, what job in the Army do

832
00:31:45,260 --> 00:31:46,720
you think you're best fitted for?

833
00:31:47,380 --> 00:31:48,380
Intelligence.

834
00:31:50,220 --> 00:31:51,279
And why your choice?

835
00:31:51,280 --> 00:31:53,539
Well, for some reason,
gentlemen seem to take

836
00:31:53,540 --> 00:31:54,380
an interest in me.

837
00:31:54,560 --> 00:31:56,280
In fact, my boss in my last job,

838
00:31:56,340 --> 00:31:57,080
he was always...

839
00:31:57,081 --> 00:31:58,560
What job was that, Clara?

840
00:31:59,260 --> 00:32:00,600
Oh, well, I was a showgirl.

841
00:32:00,920 --> 00:32:02,619
And between shows, well, I'd go to the

842
00:32:02,620 --> 00:32:04,920
newsreel and see different newsreels.

843
00:32:04,980 --> 00:32:06,939
And I saw one, this new Texas Army

844
00:32:06,940 --> 00:32:07,440
maneuver.

845
00:32:07,460 --> 00:32:08,460
Operation Longhorn.

846
00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:10,479
Yes, where the Army actually used a girl

847
00:32:10,480 --> 00:32:10,980
spy.

848
00:32:11,060 --> 00:32:14,239
I thought to myself, I'm always thinking to

849
00:32:14,240 --> 00:32:17,119
myself, I thought, well, why not get away

850
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,799
from all these men, see, and get with

851
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:19,700
just one man?

852
00:32:19,700 --> 00:32:20,700
Who's that?

853
00:32:21,060 --> 00:32:22,140
Uncle Sam.

854
00:32:23,600 --> 00:32:25,439
Well, it's just that I feel I'd like

855
00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:26,980
to give my country what I've got.

856
00:32:29,240 --> 00:32:30,160
Well, counterintelligence.

857
00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,240
A G2.

858
00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:31,940
Yes.

859
00:32:32,300 --> 00:32:34,980
Well, it does require
certain special talents.

860
00:32:36,020 --> 00:32:37,740
Do you speak any languages fluently?

861
00:32:38,340 --> 00:32:39,460
Yes, ma'am, English.

862
00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:42,060
I see.

863
00:32:43,120 --> 00:32:45,099
Well, my boss,
Mr. Gettleman, he didn't think

864
00:32:45,100 --> 00:32:47,199
Clara Schneiderman was
glamorous enough, so he gave

865
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:47,780
me a new name.

866
00:32:47,900 --> 00:32:48,640
What was it?

867
00:32:48,641 --> 00:32:50,760
Danger O'Dowd.

868
00:32:52,660 --> 00:32:54,000
That's so silly.

869
00:32:55,360 --> 00:32:57,420
You won't tell any of the other girls?

870
00:32:57,780 --> 00:32:59,180
Everything is confidential.

871
00:32:59,880 --> 00:33:00,880
Good.

872
00:33:01,320 --> 00:33:04,320
Specifically, what did
you do as a showgirl?

873
00:33:05,040 --> 00:33:06,280
Wear pretty costumes?

874
00:33:07,540 --> 00:33:09,859
Yes, green gauze and a little fruit here

875
00:33:09,860 --> 00:33:10,360
and there.

876
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:12,560
Little cherries and bananas and apples.

877
00:33:12,900 --> 00:33:15,259
And then we'd walk around, and the creeps

878
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:18,559
and gentlemen would stare
right through the cherries

879
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,140
and the bananas.

880
00:33:19,320 --> 00:33:20,579
And you know, it's very upsetting to a

881
00:33:20,580 --> 00:33:21,140
girl like I.

882
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:23,239
I just got so upset, I felt like

883
00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:24,620
joining the French Foreign Legion.

884
00:33:24,940 --> 00:33:27,019
But they wouldn't take you, so you drank

885
00:33:27,020 --> 00:33:28,180
the whack instead.

886
00:33:30,680 --> 00:33:33,760
Now, Clara, what other
experience have you had?

887
00:33:34,320 --> 00:33:36,259
Well, when I was very little, I worked

888
00:33:36,260 --> 00:33:40,000
in my father's garage, the
Schneiderman Jiffy Toe.

889
00:33:40,100 --> 00:33:41,220
We served Unite Day.

890
00:33:41,460 --> 00:33:42,400
Garage experience?

891
00:33:42,460 --> 00:33:43,260
That's wonderful.

892
00:33:43,360 --> 00:33:44,880
We could use you in the motor pool.

893
00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:46,819
Well, you might, ma'am, but my heart

894
00:33:46,820 --> 00:33:48,039
wouldn't be in it like it would be

895
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,040
in spying.

896
00:33:49,500 --> 00:33:50,500
It wouldn't?

897
00:33:52,580 --> 00:33:54,160
Anything else you've done?

898
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:55,500
Well, now, let's see.

899
00:34:00,110 --> 00:34:00,890
Something else.

900
00:34:01,030 --> 00:34:02,970
Oh, I used to sit on coffee bags.

901
00:34:03,310 --> 00:34:04,310
You what?

902
00:34:04,710 --> 00:34:06,789
Well, you know, with my bathing suit on

903
00:34:06,790 --> 00:34:07,949
and have my picture taken.

904
00:34:08,370 --> 00:34:10,569
I was Miss Coffee Bean in 1949 and

905
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:13,250
50, then Miss Avocado in 1951.

906
00:34:13,610 --> 00:34:15,290
Of course, I was sitting amongst avocados.

907
00:34:15,730 --> 00:34:16,730
Of course.

908
00:34:17,110 --> 00:34:18,689
Now, let me see if I've got this

909
00:34:18,690 --> 00:34:19,290
all down.

910
00:34:19,291 --> 00:34:22,610
Helped father in towing cars.

911
00:34:23,570 --> 00:34:25,270
Showgirl in nightclub.

912
00:34:26,050 --> 00:34:30,349
Sat on coffee bags and among avocados for

913
00:34:30,350 --> 00:34:32,389
advertising purposes.

914
00:34:33,250 --> 00:34:36,969
Preference intelligence work, correct?

915
00:34:37,530 --> 00:34:38,610
Yes, correct.

916
00:34:39,190 --> 00:34:40,190
Thank you.

917
00:34:41,590 --> 00:34:42,590
Well, goodbye, dear.

918
00:34:49,639 --> 00:34:52,218
Look, for the fourth time, what do you

919
00:34:52,219 --> 00:34:53,279
want to do in the Army?

920
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,439
For the fourth time, I want to see

921
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:55,440
someone in charge.

922
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:57,200
Is this woman's name McBain?

923
00:34:57,380 --> 00:34:58,040
Yes, ma'am.

924
00:34:58,220 --> 00:34:59,939
Just a moment, Sergeant
Taylor, while I check

925
00:34:59,940 --> 00:35:00,940
with Captain Murchison.

926
00:35:07,180 --> 00:35:09,320
Sergeant, get Captain
Murchison at B Company.

927
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:10,540
Yes, ma'am.

928
00:35:10,600 --> 00:35:11,600
What's that?

929
00:35:12,860 --> 00:35:13,860
Josephine McBain.

930
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:15,700
Yes, she's in the new bath.

931
00:35:17,300 --> 00:35:19,219
Oh, no, no one told me about any

932
00:35:19,220 --> 00:35:21,120
VIPs.

933
00:35:21,340 --> 00:35:22,460
I'll phone Major Cartwright.

934
00:35:23,360 --> 00:35:25,240
No, Captain, there's no record here.

935
00:35:26,580 --> 00:35:27,720
Oh, she is, eh?

936
00:35:28,680 --> 00:35:30,599
I'd better call the Pentagon and check with

937
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:31,220
Colonel Fulbright.

938
00:35:31,580 --> 00:35:33,399
No, no record of a commission issued to

939
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:34,460
Josephine McBain.

940
00:35:34,660 --> 00:35:35,660
She's listed as private.

941
00:35:36,780 --> 00:35:38,519
Well, I'll call General
Bradley's office to see

942
00:35:38,520 --> 00:35:39,720
if he knows anything about it.

943
00:35:40,420 --> 00:35:41,480
Oh, I see, Colonel.

944
00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:43,019
I may have been in error.

945
00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:45,099
I'll ask the General, and then I'll phone

946
00:35:45,100 --> 00:35:46,100
you back.

947
00:35:50,760 --> 00:35:51,900
General Bradley, sir.

948
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:53,040
Lieutenant Colmar speaking.

949
00:35:53,440 --> 00:35:53,940
Yes, Lieutenant.

950
00:35:54,220 --> 00:35:56,959
Did I misunderstand you,
sir, about Senator McBain's

951
00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:57,460
daughter?

952
00:35:57,461 --> 00:35:58,859
Did he phone you about her joining the

953
00:35:58,860 --> 00:35:59,320
WAC?

954
00:35:59,321 --> 00:36:01,220
The Senator did say something about it.

955
00:36:01,880 --> 00:36:02,880
Better locate him.

956
00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:06,160
He's fishing at Medicine Hat, Canada.

957
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:08,220
Oh, no.

958
00:36:08,340 --> 00:36:09,699
No, thanks, General.

959
00:36:09,700 --> 00:36:12,220
Well, no officers training school.

960
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,220
My daughter wants to start at the bottom.

961
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,580
She's that kind of a girl.

962
00:36:20,060 --> 00:36:21,060
Save you.

963
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:22,160
Bye.

964
00:36:23,400 --> 00:36:25,140
No commission for McBain.

965
00:36:25,420 --> 00:36:25,860
Check.

966
00:36:25,860 --> 00:36:26,860
No commission.

967
00:36:27,000 --> 00:36:29,020
Josephine McBain is private McBain.

968
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:29,820
Official.

969
00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:30,860
Thank you, Major.

970
00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,420
I hope it wasn't too much trouble.

971
00:36:36,380 --> 00:36:39,079
We checked officially,
Private McBain, and you have

972
00:36:39,080 --> 00:36:41,380
no commission, none
having been applied for.

973
00:36:41,780 --> 00:36:43,600
Get on with that
interview, Sergeant Taylor.

974
00:36:45,840 --> 00:36:48,260
Now, what would you like to do?

975
00:36:49,840 --> 00:36:52,100
I'd like to murder my father.

976
00:37:06,860 --> 00:37:07,940
Raise your arms, Corporal.

977
00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:10,220
This jacket appears OK.

978
00:37:11,020 --> 00:37:12,256
Hey, how about the seams there?

979
00:37:12,280 --> 00:37:13,280
They look fine.

980
00:37:14,060 --> 00:37:15,540
Small areas of perspiration.

981
00:37:16,180 --> 00:37:17,216
And a minimum weight loss.

982
00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:18,840
That's twice around the obstacle course.

983
00:37:19,260 --> 00:37:21,220
You weren't taking it
easy, were you, Corporal?

984
00:37:21,420 --> 00:37:21,940
Oh, no, sir.

985
00:37:21,960 --> 00:37:22,580
I gave it the works.

986
00:37:22,740 --> 00:37:23,959
Looks like McBain didn't know what he was

987
00:37:23,960 --> 00:37:24,960
talking about, sir.

988
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:26,959
He's been bragging about
the synthetic thread he's

989
00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,460
cooked up.

990
00:37:27,540 --> 00:37:29,639
You've accomplished miracles
in the four months you've

991
00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:30,020
been here.

992
00:37:30,021 --> 00:37:31,599
Well, I have to admit, I started thinking

993
00:37:31,600 --> 00:37:32,400
four years ago.

994
00:37:32,401 --> 00:37:34,099
Now I'm going back to the factory and

995
00:37:34,100 --> 00:37:35,100
think some more.

996
00:37:40,300 --> 00:37:41,620
You haven't told him yet?

997
00:37:41,920 --> 00:37:42,920
No, sir.

998
00:37:43,660 --> 00:37:47,959
So, uh, Andrew, we're in a bit of

999
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:48,520
a spot.

1000
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:52,039
General Grail of the Alaskan
Command has requested

1001
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:53,900
500 more whacks on the double.

1002
00:37:54,540 --> 00:37:56,100
That means Arctic clothing.

1003
00:37:56,580 --> 00:37:58,540
The best stuff we can rush off.

1004
00:37:58,640 --> 00:37:59,100
We?

1005
00:37:59,101 --> 00:38:01,899
You mean if I leave now, I'm undermining

1006
00:38:01,900 --> 00:38:02,920
our national defense?

1007
00:38:03,800 --> 00:38:04,800
Exactly.

1008
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,779
When are you going to talk this guy

1009
00:38:08,780 --> 00:38:10,899
back into uniform so I can order him

1010
00:38:10,900 --> 00:38:11,900
around?

1011
00:38:15,890 --> 00:38:16,410
Sergeant.

1012
00:38:16,770 --> 00:38:17,770
Yes.

1013
00:38:18,390 --> 00:38:21,550
We'll need six girls by
Saturday, assorted types,

1014
00:38:21,770 --> 00:38:22,970
ages, and shapes.

1015
00:38:23,610 --> 00:38:25,989
Will you volunteer for
the hazardous mission of

1016
00:38:25,990 --> 00:38:26,490
finding them?

1017
00:38:26,690 --> 00:38:27,250
Oh, yes, sir.

1018
00:38:27,550 --> 00:38:29,550
Anything for the Quartermaster
Testing Board, sir.

1019
00:38:40,330 --> 00:38:41,330
Halt!

1020
00:38:41,790 --> 00:38:42,790
At ease.

1021
00:38:43,570 --> 00:38:44,570
Fall out.

1022
00:38:45,050 --> 00:38:46,050
McBain.

1023
00:38:46,270 --> 00:38:47,710
You said fall out, didn't you?

1024
00:38:47,850 --> 00:38:49,529
For the last three
weeks, I've explained that

1025
00:38:49,530 --> 00:38:51,089
you can't fall out from an at-ease

1026
00:38:51,090 --> 00:38:51,590
position.

1027
00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,870
Oh, oh, little prick.

1028
00:38:53,250 --> 00:38:54,250
How cute.

1029
00:38:55,130 --> 00:38:56,570
A word of advice, McBain.

1030
00:38:56,830 --> 00:38:57,989
If you want to learn how to be

1031
00:38:57,990 --> 00:38:59,449
a general, you first have to learn how

1032
00:38:59,450 --> 00:39:00,110
to be a private.

1033
00:39:00,111 --> 00:39:02,729
If you can't figure things out, then watch

1034
00:39:02,730 --> 00:39:03,730
Schneiderman.

1035
00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:05,769
Schneiderman, take
McBain over there and drill her

1036
00:39:05,770 --> 00:39:06,770
for another hour.

1037
00:39:06,810 --> 00:39:07,310
Yes, Sergeant.

1038
00:39:07,750 --> 00:39:08,750
At ease.

1039
00:39:09,030 --> 00:39:10,030
Attention.

1040
00:39:10,510 --> 00:39:12,870
Private McBain and Private
Schneiderman, fall out.

1041
00:39:14,010 --> 00:39:15,730
One, two, three, four.

1042
00:39:16,170 --> 00:39:18,270
One, two, three, four.

1043
00:39:19,710 --> 00:39:21,689
McBain, this is nothing
personal, but you don't

1044
00:39:21,690 --> 00:39:22,890
put any spirit into it.

1045
00:39:23,130 --> 00:39:24,486
Now, let me show you how to pivot.

1046
00:39:24,510 --> 00:39:24,950
Sure.

1047
00:39:24,950 --> 00:39:25,330
Go ahead.

1048
00:39:25,330 --> 00:39:25,830
Show me.

1049
00:39:26,150 --> 00:39:26,490
Okay.

1050
00:39:26,491 --> 00:39:28,589
See, you put your right toe behind your

1051
00:39:28,590 --> 00:39:29,590
left heel.

1052
00:39:29,950 --> 00:39:30,950
That's it.

1053
00:39:31,090 --> 00:39:32,950
And your shoulders, likewise.

1054
00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:36,710
You know, Schneiderman,
you've got something I'll never.

1055
00:39:37,010 --> 00:39:38,590
Look, if you don't learn how to march,

1056
00:39:38,770 --> 00:39:40,589
our company's never going to win that green

1057
00:39:40,590 --> 00:39:41,090
guidon.

1058
00:39:41,450 --> 00:39:42,870
Is that like the Irish sweepstakes?

1059
00:39:43,270 --> 00:39:44,530
No, it's like West Point.

1060
00:39:44,770 --> 00:39:46,529
Oh.
You see, you can only win a green

1061
00:39:46,530 --> 00:39:48,909
guidon for superior
marching, and we're going to

1062
00:39:48,910 --> 00:39:49,230
win it.

1063
00:39:49,230 --> 00:39:49,770
That's all.

1064
00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:50,850
That's telling me.

1065
00:39:50,910 --> 00:39:51,910
On your feet.

1066
00:39:53,470 --> 00:39:54,470
Attention.

1067
00:39:54,910 --> 00:39:56,310
Now, you've got to follow me, see.

1068
00:39:56,790 --> 00:39:57,790
Left feet.

1069
00:39:58,510 --> 00:39:59,650
Forward march.

1070
00:40:02,010 --> 00:40:03,550
Now, don't get too close.

1071
00:40:04,710 --> 00:40:05,710
Column left.

1072
00:40:06,330 --> 00:40:07,330
March.

1073
00:40:07,450 --> 00:40:08,470
Don't push.

1074
00:40:09,310 --> 00:40:09,930
Column right.

1075
00:40:10,130 --> 00:40:11,130
March.

1076
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:15,680
Column right.

1077
00:40:40,250 --> 00:40:43,529
General Bradley or the
Secretary of Defense or

1078
00:40:43,530 --> 00:40:44,530
the Vice President.

1079
00:40:46,970 --> 00:40:49,049
Are you sure you mailed them after you

1080
00:40:49,050 --> 00:40:49,550
read them?

1081
00:40:49,570 --> 00:40:50,570
Oh, yes.

1082
00:40:50,990 --> 00:40:52,329
Here's something I haven't read.

1083
00:40:52,330 --> 00:40:54,549
Oh, you mean the cable from your colonel

1084
00:40:54,550 --> 00:40:56,550
friend in Paris who's aided General Prager.

1085
00:40:57,170 --> 00:40:58,170
None other.

1086
00:40:58,330 --> 00:40:59,330
Oh, I read that.

1087
00:40:59,590 --> 00:41:02,049
My chéri, you join for me and I'll

1088
00:41:02,050 --> 00:41:03,869
stick it out for me until I get

1089
00:41:03,870 --> 00:41:05,310
back, which could be any weekend.

1090
00:41:05,470 --> 00:41:06,790
Or any year now.

1091
00:41:07,270 --> 00:41:10,110
Oh, consuming love and being a good boy,

1092
00:41:10,570 --> 00:41:11,570
getting to bed early.

1093
00:41:12,050 --> 00:41:13,310
Probably early in the morning.

1094
00:41:13,710 --> 00:41:17,660
Well, you better start
fixing those patties.

1095
00:41:18,100 --> 00:41:19,320
Say, Schneiderman, come here.

1096
00:41:40,070 --> 00:41:42,290
Get going with those 806 hamburgers.

1097
00:41:42,370 --> 00:41:43,030
Yes, ma'am.

1098
00:41:43,330 --> 00:41:44,486
What are those little things?

1099
00:41:44,510 --> 00:41:45,529
Well, I didn't know if you wanted them

1100
00:41:45,530 --> 00:41:46,170
cocked in size.

1101
00:41:46,170 --> 00:41:46,670
Who are you kidding?

1102
00:41:46,730 --> 00:41:47,850
Shove those things together.

1103
00:41:50,070 --> 00:41:51,670
Some people prefer them small.

1104
00:41:53,170 --> 00:41:54,530
Other people like them large.

1105
00:42:14,040 --> 00:42:16,719
Look, Schneiderman, you
better ease into this spying

1106
00:42:16,720 --> 00:42:17,580
business gradually.

1107
00:42:17,740 --> 00:42:18,760
Mustn't overdo, you know.

1108
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:20,360
Come on, Bixby.

1109
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,520
Get the lid out.

1110
00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:30,600
She should talk about the lid.

1111
00:42:31,220 --> 00:42:32,900
It was a big, tall man.

1112
00:42:33,180 --> 00:42:34,379
He was looking at me right through the

1113
00:42:34,380 --> 00:42:34,880
window.

1114
00:42:35,040 --> 00:42:36,096
And he had a beard, didn't he?

1115
00:42:36,120 --> 00:42:36,620
Yeah.

1116
00:42:36,940 --> 00:42:37,440
No.

1117
00:42:37,740 --> 00:42:38,740
Gee.

1118
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,120
He doesn't have a beard.

1119
00:42:46,170 --> 00:42:47,770
You know, this is a real treat.

1120
00:42:47,870 --> 00:42:49,470
We haven't had hamburger in a long time.

1121
00:42:49,610 --> 00:42:50,610
You're right.

1122
00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:55,420
My goodness, what's that?

1123
00:43:01,990 --> 00:43:04,550
Secretary of the Army, Pentagon.

1124
00:43:05,550 --> 00:43:07,090
Frank, darling.

1125
00:43:07,590 --> 00:43:11,610
About my mission, this something mix-up.

1126
00:43:12,130 --> 00:43:13,130
Look at it.

1127
00:43:15,250 --> 00:43:20,150
Red tape is keeping me
something prisoner here.

1128
00:43:20,870 --> 00:43:22,090
And fed up.

1129
00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:10,950
Enjoying the view, Sergeant?

1130
00:44:11,970 --> 00:44:13,410
Quartermaster board research.

1131
00:44:13,950 --> 00:44:15,490
Keeping Tom Branch?

1132
00:44:16,170 --> 00:44:18,210
Well, the captain must
know what she's doing.

1133
00:44:18,750 --> 00:44:21,309
Nevertheless, I'm going
to pull down my shade

1134
00:44:21,310 --> 00:44:22,310
tonight.

1135
00:44:23,710 --> 00:44:31,710
I have

1136
00:44:40,190 --> 00:44:41,730
a terrible shock for you, McBain.

1137
00:44:41,890 --> 00:44:43,530
This isn't the French Riviera.

1138
00:44:44,310 --> 00:44:45,949
You know, of course, that you can't wear

1139
00:44:45,950 --> 00:44:46,710
your own suit.

1140
00:44:46,890 --> 00:44:48,409
Oh, well, Sergeant, you see, I have a

1141
00:44:48,410 --> 00:44:49,070
medical problem.

1142
00:44:49,430 --> 00:44:52,269
I'm allergic to army wool and vicious young

1143
00:44:52,270 --> 00:44:52,730
women.

1144
00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:56,169
McBain, you were rather
preoccupied during Captain Murchison's

1145
00:44:56,170 --> 00:44:57,030
welcoming speech.

1146
00:44:57,031 --> 00:44:58,749
So you might have missed what she had

1147
00:44:58,750 --> 00:45:00,310
to say about having the right attitude.

1148
00:45:00,470 --> 00:45:02,209
I warn you, it's my job to help

1149
00:45:02,210 --> 00:45:02,930
you get it.

1150
00:45:03,150 --> 00:45:04,570
Come on, let's race.

1151
00:45:06,990 --> 00:45:07,990
I forgot.

1152
00:45:08,190 --> 00:45:09,550
I don't know how to swim.

1153
00:45:17,050 --> 00:45:18,050
Hello, blondie.

1154
00:45:18,490 --> 00:45:21,780
Hey, Sergeant.

1155
00:45:22,560 --> 00:45:24,160
Oh, hi.

1156
00:45:24,360 --> 00:45:26,840
I don't know what to call you.

1157
00:45:26,960 --> 00:45:28,700
I can't find your insignia.

1158
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,319
And what should I call you before I

1159
00:45:30,320 --> 00:45:31,320
call the MP?

1160
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,080
The MP?

1161
00:45:32,200 --> 00:45:33,700
Oh, we're buddy, buddy.

1162
00:45:34,620 --> 00:45:35,700
Now, I'll go quietly.

1163
00:45:35,820 --> 00:45:37,319
All I ask is six of your girls

1164
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:38,320
for test subjects.

1165
00:45:38,660 --> 00:45:40,940
And say that we start with you.

1166
00:45:41,500 --> 00:45:42,519
Now, there are a lot of things that

1167
00:45:42,520 --> 00:45:43,940
I'd like to ask you, blondie.

1168
00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:46,040
First, what is your full name?

1169
00:45:49,500 --> 00:45:53,520
Thank you, sir.

1170
00:45:53,700 --> 00:45:55,300
I tried to pick you six different types.

1171
00:45:55,660 --> 00:45:57,499
I got their home states, their wage, their

1172
00:45:57,500 --> 00:45:58,000
ages.

1173
00:45:58,400 --> 00:45:59,680
Couldn't get their measurements.

1174
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,120
You're slipping.

1175
00:46:27,780 --> 00:46:30,020
Here they are, sir, from
all different climates.

1176
00:46:30,760 --> 00:46:32,820
Private Schneiderman, New York State.

1177
00:46:34,500 --> 00:46:36,080
Private North, London.

1178
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:40,780
Oh, uh, Gustafson from Wisconsin Rapids.

1179
00:46:42,260 --> 00:46:43,560
Oh, Tinoco, Honolulu.

1180
00:46:44,440 --> 00:46:45,440
Are you stuck, honey?

1181
00:46:56,020 --> 00:46:57,040
Move it, boogity.

1182
00:46:59,640 --> 00:47:01,979
Please, blondie, I just want to talk to

1183
00:47:01,980 --> 00:47:02,480
you.

1184
00:47:02,820 --> 00:47:04,640
Oh, I've got great plans for you.

1185
00:47:05,740 --> 00:47:07,260
Oh, let me tell you about it.

1186
00:47:07,300 --> 00:47:08,300
Oh, please, honey.

1187
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,620
Company B, Base Training Battalion.

1188
00:47:12,880 --> 00:47:13,920
Corporal Swetko speaking.

1189
00:47:14,780 --> 00:47:15,780
Hold on, sir.

1190
00:47:17,980 --> 00:47:19,020
Telephone, McBain.

1191
00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,360
Thank you.

1192
00:47:30,050 --> 00:47:31,310
It's a treasure hunt.

1193
00:47:32,070 --> 00:47:33,270
Now, what did you forget?

1194
00:47:33,710 --> 00:47:35,250
I just came over for six girls.

1195
00:47:35,370 --> 00:47:35,870
I need them.

1196
00:47:36,110 --> 00:47:37,470
You always did overdue.

1197
00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,130
Private McBain, telephone.

1198
00:47:40,870 --> 00:47:42,770
The VIP, Colonel Fairchild.

1199
00:47:43,310 --> 00:47:44,310
Skye!

1200
00:47:45,970 --> 00:47:47,430
Better take your shovel.

1201
00:47:48,590 --> 00:47:50,870
Skye, darling, where are you, Paris?

1202
00:47:51,230 --> 00:47:52,230
Washington Airport.

1203
00:47:52,630 --> 00:47:55,429
And exactly 29 minutes
by helicopter away from

1204
00:47:55,430 --> 00:47:57,410
my hope, your still-loving arms.

1205
00:47:58,030 --> 00:47:59,190
I told you we'd be commuting.

1206
00:47:59,970 --> 00:48:02,650
Oh, angel, I can't wait to hear.

1207
00:48:03,370 --> 00:48:05,070
Yes, it's perfect timing.

1208
00:48:05,310 --> 00:48:07,150
We get our first exile pass this weekend.

1209
00:48:10,630 --> 00:48:13,150
Oh, you naughty Parisian.

1210
00:48:16,310 --> 00:48:17,730
I'll be counting the seconds.

1211
00:48:18,470 --> 00:48:19,470
Yes.

1212
00:48:19,630 --> 00:48:21,050
Can we load our six girls, sir?

1213
00:48:21,230 --> 00:48:22,706
Captain Murchison's giving the go signal.

1214
00:48:22,730 --> 00:48:23,730
Oh, sure, go ahead.

1215
00:48:23,770 --> 00:48:24,770
Yes, we can have dinner.

1216
00:48:25,110 --> 00:48:27,350
Well, there's a wonderful
little tavern in Williamsburg.

1217
00:48:28,290 --> 00:48:29,970
Yes, yes, I've got my car.

1218
00:48:30,270 --> 00:48:31,950
I'm afraid I'll need one more, Captain.

1219
00:48:32,150 --> 00:48:35,389
A tall, dark, sort of skinny, cold-blooded

1220
00:48:35,390 --> 00:48:36,390
type.

1221
00:48:37,610 --> 00:48:40,309
There are very important
psychological aspects to this

1222
00:48:40,310 --> 00:48:40,810
test.

1223
00:48:41,130 --> 00:48:43,369
Well, uh, Private McBain has her first pass

1224
00:48:43,370 --> 00:48:45,690
coming today, sir, but if you request her,

1225
00:48:45,810 --> 00:48:47,550
the needs of the service come first.

1226
00:48:48,950 --> 00:48:50,290
Consider her request, ma'am.

1227
00:48:54,350 --> 00:49:02,350
I won't promise to bring them back.

1228
00:49:03,640 --> 00:49:05,100
We're living, girls, we're living!

1229
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:06,160
You keep prepping.

1230
00:49:06,300 --> 00:49:07,380
Next time I might take you.

1231
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:09,679
Please give this to
Colonel Fairchild when he

1232
00:49:09,680 --> 00:49:10,440
asks for me.

1233
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:11,440
It's Jo McBain.

1234
00:49:11,520 --> 00:49:12,919
Tell him I'm on special duty at the

1235
00:49:12,920 --> 00:49:14,560
Corning House forecasting lab.

1236
00:49:18,530 --> 00:49:19,230
Are they all in there?

1237
00:49:19,470 --> 00:49:20,870
All present and accounted for, sir.

1238
00:49:21,630 --> 00:49:23,090
Set it for Big Delta.

1239
00:49:23,270 --> 00:49:23,770
Big Delta?

1240
00:49:23,770 --> 00:49:24,770
Yes, sir.

1241
00:49:25,590 --> 00:49:27,350
And make it 20 below zero.

1242
00:49:27,510 --> 00:49:28,510
20 below zero.

1243
00:49:29,250 --> 00:49:30,250
Right, sir.

1244
00:49:36,020 --> 00:49:38,899
Girls, you're now near
Anchorage, Alaska, and the

1245
00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:40,940
temperature is 20 degrees below zero.

1246
00:49:41,780 --> 00:49:42,420
Can you hear me?

1247
00:49:42,440 --> 00:49:43,520
If you can, wave your arms.

1248
00:49:44,680 --> 00:49:45,180
Fine.

1249
00:49:45,620 --> 00:49:47,440
I have just climbed out of a car...

1250
00:50:10,700 --> 00:50:11,700
Hold it.

1251
00:50:12,420 --> 00:50:13,420
Begin.

1252
00:50:29,370 --> 00:50:30,910
Get that fire lit, one.

1253
00:50:33,850 --> 00:50:34,890
Turn on the wind.

1254
00:50:35,370 --> 00:50:36,370
Yes, sir.

1255
00:50:46,360 --> 00:50:48,520
Number one, light that fire.

1256
00:50:53,390 --> 00:50:55,030
Two, four, five, and six.

1257
00:50:56,550 --> 00:50:57,810
Your face is still warm?

1258
00:51:08,150 --> 00:51:10,809
Three, four, five, six, and seven, come on

1259
00:51:10,810 --> 00:51:13,010
out. Lieutenant Constable
wants to buy you some coffee.

1260
00:51:13,130 --> 00:51:14,810
Hot coffee coming right up, girls.

1261
00:51:22,400 --> 00:51:25,059
And now the sleeping bag test for wind

1262
00:51:25,060 --> 00:51:26,060
and snow.

1263
00:51:41,910 --> 00:51:43,970
Pardon me, am I interrupting something?

1264
00:51:45,610 --> 00:51:46,850
Oh, hello there, Colonel.

1265
00:51:47,070 --> 00:51:48,170
Fairchild, I believe.

1266
00:51:48,290 --> 00:51:49,290
How do you do?

1267
00:51:49,590 --> 00:51:51,029
I guess I must be in the wrong

1268
00:51:51,030 --> 00:51:51,450
place.

1269
00:51:51,450 --> 00:51:52,450
Oh, no, no.

1270
00:51:53,490 --> 00:51:54,510
Oh, I, uh...

1271
00:51:55,130 --> 00:51:56,769
I'm looking for Mrs...

1272
00:51:56,770 --> 00:51:57,450
for Jo.

1273
00:51:57,610 --> 00:51:58,610
She's inside.

1274
00:52:34,360 --> 00:52:36,280
Come on, bring out the whole bag.

1275
00:52:43,870 --> 00:52:44,870
Hey, Jo.

1276
00:52:45,030 --> 00:52:46,030
Joe, is that you?

1277
00:52:46,350 --> 00:52:47,710
I think so, darling.

1278
00:52:48,630 --> 00:52:51,050
Oh, Skye, I'm so glad you're here.

1279
00:52:51,190 --> 00:52:52,190
So am I, darling.

1280
00:52:52,430 --> 00:52:54,369
Uh, I thought we had a...

1281
00:52:54,370 --> 00:52:55,810
What are you doing in here?

1282
00:52:56,130 --> 00:52:57,370
Trying to light a fire.

1283
00:52:57,630 --> 00:52:58,130
Why?

1284
00:52:58,310 --> 00:52:59,630
I'm supposed to cook dinner.

1285
00:53:00,190 --> 00:53:01,589
Oh, but darling, now look, we got a

1286
00:53:01,590 --> 00:53:01,910
date.

1287
00:53:01,910 --> 00:53:02,850
I don't want to eat here.

1288
00:53:02,851 --> 00:53:04,910
Oh, no, it was just a test, sweetheart.

1289
00:53:05,830 --> 00:53:07,910
Oh, I nearly forgot.

1290
00:53:08,370 --> 00:53:09,589
I picked up a little something for you

1291
00:53:09,590 --> 00:53:10,170
on the Rue de Lupe.

1292
00:53:10,410 --> 00:53:12,830
Oh, darling, that's so sweet, darling.

1293
00:53:12,850 --> 00:53:14,529
See, that zipper's just no good at 40

1294
00:53:14,530 --> 00:53:15,030
below.

1295
00:53:15,050 --> 00:53:16,050
Neither am I.

1296
00:53:17,030 --> 00:53:18,729
Well, now that you've done your bit for

1297
00:53:18,730 --> 00:53:20,710
the glorious future of
the Alaskan sleeping bag,

1298
00:53:20,770 --> 00:53:21,490
shall we get out of here?

1299
00:53:21,750 --> 00:53:24,409
Now we'll test the
over-whites, the camouflage

1300
00:53:24,410 --> 00:53:24,950
covers.

1301
00:53:25,150 --> 00:53:26,150
Well, what...

1302
00:53:29,190 --> 00:53:32,229
Number one, you're hiking from Big Delta to

1303
00:53:32,230 --> 00:53:33,230
Point Barrow.

1304
00:53:33,470 --> 00:53:34,650
Lift your feet.

1305
00:53:43,230 --> 00:53:45,010
Sergeant, hit the blizzard.

1306
00:53:54,560 --> 00:53:56,180
Sweet enough for all you sweet things.

1307
00:53:56,540 --> 00:53:58,200
Oh, thank you.

1308
00:53:58,240 --> 00:54:00,020
Just couldn't be sweet enough for you.

1309
00:54:00,520 --> 00:54:01,520
Oh, thank you.

1310
00:54:01,660 --> 00:54:02,920
How do you find the Army?

1311
00:54:03,200 --> 00:54:03,700
Keen?

1312
00:54:03,940 --> 00:54:04,880
You know, I can help you with your

1313
00:54:04,881 --> 00:54:06,200
studies, teach you things.

1314
00:54:07,360 --> 00:54:08,460
Hey, that's wonderful.

1315
00:54:08,620 --> 00:54:11,219
I want to learn things,
especially a phonetic

1316
00:54:11,220 --> 00:54:11,720
alphabet.

1317
00:54:12,220 --> 00:54:13,276
You know, that's very hard.

1318
00:54:13,300 --> 00:54:14,260
Oh, it's a cinch.

1319
00:54:14,320 --> 00:54:15,660
It's A, Abel.

1320
00:54:15,880 --> 00:54:17,239
A, Abel, B...

1321
00:54:17,240 --> 00:54:18,840
Now, that's enough for one lesson.

1322
00:54:18,940 --> 00:54:20,720
I don't want you to get brain-fag.

1323
00:54:21,560 --> 00:54:22,700
Do I grow on you?

1324
00:54:23,300 --> 00:54:24,300
No, sir.

1325
00:54:34,510 --> 00:54:36,909
Between you, me, and Tom here, how do

1326
00:54:36,910 --> 00:54:37,910
I offend?

1327
00:54:38,070 --> 00:54:38,910
Oh, it isn't you.

1328
00:54:38,911 --> 00:54:40,591
It's just that you're like all the others.

1329
00:54:40,870 --> 00:54:41,370
The others?

1330
00:54:41,530 --> 00:54:42,969
You mean there has been some other man

1331
00:54:42,970 --> 00:54:45,929
before me, interested as deeply and as...

1332
00:54:45,930 --> 00:54:46,930
And as physically.

1333
00:54:47,170 --> 00:54:48,710
Nobody cares about my mind.

1334
00:54:48,770 --> 00:54:49,310
Your mind?

1335
00:54:49,370 --> 00:54:50,909
Well, I'm crazy about it now that you

1336
00:54:50,910 --> 00:54:51,410
mention it.

1337
00:54:51,430 --> 00:54:51,930
I'll bet.

1338
00:54:52,090 --> 00:54:53,090
No, no kidding.

1339
00:54:53,290 --> 00:54:54,849
What night can we get a discussion group

1340
00:54:54,850 --> 00:54:56,749
together, say, just you and me and Tom

1341
00:54:56,750 --> 00:54:57,470
and Charlie here?

1342
00:54:57,770 --> 00:54:58,270
Never.

1343
00:54:58,590 --> 00:54:59,090
Never?

1344
00:54:59,470 --> 00:55:00,470
Then this is goodbye.

1345
00:55:00,710 --> 00:55:01,390
That's right, goodbye.

1346
00:55:01,610 --> 00:55:02,610
You go your way.

1347
00:55:02,810 --> 00:55:04,110
Danger, O'Dowd.

1348
00:55:04,230 --> 00:55:05,430
And I'll go mine.

1349
00:55:06,030 --> 00:55:07,070
Hey, where'd you get that?

1350
00:55:08,210 --> 00:55:09,950
Put it down, Sergeant, please.

1351
00:55:10,050 --> 00:55:10,710
I'll just die.

1352
00:55:11,010 --> 00:55:12,990
About our discussion group, it's a deal?

1353
00:55:14,190 --> 00:55:15,190
That's blackmail.

1354
00:55:15,270 --> 00:55:16,650
I like that one.

1355
00:55:16,670 --> 00:55:18,010
It's a deal, it's a deal.

1356
00:55:18,430 --> 00:55:19,250
Let's leave now.

1357
00:55:19,350 --> 00:55:20,350
No, no.

1358
00:56:10,230 --> 00:56:11,230
Let's check that liner.

1359
00:56:12,690 --> 00:56:13,690
No penetration here.

1360
00:56:13,790 --> 00:56:14,870
Looks like we made it, sir.

1361
00:56:14,910 --> 00:56:15,410
Splendid.

1362
00:56:15,670 --> 00:56:16,786
How'd you come through, Lieutenant?

1363
00:56:16,810 --> 00:56:17,810
With flying colors.

1364
00:56:18,690 --> 00:56:20,850
You made a substantial
contribution to anthropometry.

1365
00:56:21,030 --> 00:56:22,509
That's just ginger peachy.

1366
00:56:22,510 --> 00:56:24,310
Oh, my, I want to thank you.

1367
00:56:24,410 --> 00:56:26,630
Two, three, four, five, six, and seven.

1368
00:56:27,870 --> 00:56:29,330
And may I go now, Professor?

1369
00:56:29,930 --> 00:56:30,930
And one.

1370
00:56:31,270 --> 00:56:32,270
Thank you.

1371
00:56:44,340 --> 00:56:45,900
Get as close as you can, honey.

1372
00:56:46,460 --> 00:56:48,140
I'm responsible for her welfare.

1373
00:56:48,720 --> 00:56:50,379
I had a long talk with Colonel Fulbright

1374
00:56:50,380 --> 00:56:51,380
this morning.

1375
00:56:51,440 --> 00:56:52,440
She was very sympathetic.

1376
00:56:53,260 --> 00:56:54,779
You see, you've been in the service about

1377
00:56:54,780 --> 00:56:56,260
five weeks now.

1378
00:56:56,320 --> 00:56:57,539
It's too late to be commissioned from the

1379
00:56:57,540 --> 00:56:58,040
outside.

1380
00:56:58,460 --> 00:57:01,339
But if your commanding
officer okays you after

1381
00:57:01,340 --> 00:57:03,819
observing you doing
basic, you can apply for

1382
00:57:03,820 --> 00:57:04,560
one in three weeks.

1383
00:57:04,680 --> 00:57:05,300
Three weeks?

1384
00:57:05,700 --> 00:57:06,700
Observe me.

1385
00:57:06,860 --> 00:57:09,459
Now, good heaven,
Skye, if I haven't already

1386
00:57:09,460 --> 00:57:11,119
demonstrated in public life...

1387
00:57:11,120 --> 00:57:12,180
Darling, Paris.

1388
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,200
That I'm fit for leadership.

1389
00:57:14,780 --> 00:57:16,300
Honey, think about our little Garrett.

1390
00:57:16,360 --> 00:57:17,920
And that I'd make a good officer.

1391
00:57:18,260 --> 00:57:19,960
Walking hand in hand along the Seine.

1392
00:57:21,560 --> 00:57:23,180
Oh, all right.

1393
00:57:23,560 --> 00:57:25,160
I'll be good if he kills me.

1394
00:57:25,500 --> 00:57:26,819
And it probably will.

1395
00:57:55,960 --> 00:57:58,319
Will you join your group quick before the

1396
00:57:58,320 --> 00:57:59,320
sergeant sees you?

1397
00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:00,500
What?

1398
00:58:02,720 --> 00:58:04,319
Sergeant, I'm afraid some of this is my

1399
00:58:04,320 --> 00:58:04,820
doing.

1400
00:58:04,860 --> 00:58:06,360
This is Colonel Fairchild.

1401
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:07,799
He flew all the way from Paris just

1402
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:08,840
to witness our experiment.

1403
00:58:08,960 --> 00:58:10,659
To be honest, we're old friends, and we

1404
00:58:10,660 --> 00:58:12,180
planned to spend the evening together.

1405
00:58:12,400 --> 00:58:13,796
But couldn't you make an exception?

1406
00:58:13,820 --> 00:58:14,980
He's come such a distance.

1407
00:58:15,380 --> 00:58:16,380
Sorry, sir.

1408
00:58:16,420 --> 00:58:18,099
But we're not allowed to issue passes this

1409
00:58:18,100 --> 00:58:19,100
late to any trainee.

1410
00:58:21,420 --> 00:58:23,220
How did you test subjects make out?

1411
00:58:23,280 --> 00:58:24,440
We gave our all to Skye.

1412
00:58:24,660 --> 00:58:25,860
There's no place like Nome's.

1413
00:58:26,000 --> 00:58:28,220
Oh, McBain, she won the endurance record.

1414
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:29,940
She stayed in longer than all of us.

1415
00:58:30,040 --> 00:58:31,960
Well, well done, McBain.

1416
00:58:32,720 --> 00:58:34,159
Girls were scheduled to go out on the

1417
00:58:34,160 --> 00:58:35,960
rifle range at 1500 on Monday.

1418
00:58:36,380 --> 00:58:38,440
As you know, the
actual firing is voluntary.

1419
00:58:38,720 --> 00:58:40,160
Okay, Sergeant, you can put me down.

1420
00:58:40,280 --> 00:58:40,780
Oh, me too.

1421
00:58:40,980 --> 00:58:41,540
Me too.

1422
00:58:41,740 --> 00:58:42,740
Oh, fine.

1423
00:58:42,940 --> 00:58:43,940
Fine, all of you.

1424
00:58:44,380 --> 00:58:45,380
Excluding McBain?

1425
00:58:47,560 --> 00:58:48,560
Including McBain.

1426
00:58:49,020 --> 00:58:49,520
Okay.

1427
00:58:49,940 --> 00:58:51,540
You have one minute until light's out.

1428
00:58:51,680 --> 00:58:52,180
Hurry up.

1429
00:58:52,340 --> 00:58:53,100
Okay, come on, Jo.

1430
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:54,180
Come on.

1431
00:58:54,820 --> 00:58:55,820
Good girl.

1432
00:58:56,400 --> 00:58:57,699
Now, if you can stay just as sweet

1433
00:58:57,700 --> 00:58:58,939
as you can be for the next three

1434
00:58:58,940 --> 00:58:59,400
weeks.

1435
00:58:59,401 --> 00:59:01,100
Then I must have action.

1436
00:59:01,560 --> 00:59:02,920
Oh, honey, you're going to get it.

1437
00:59:05,860 --> 00:59:06,940
Stop time, McBain.

1438
00:59:18,160 --> 00:59:20,180
Your organism's got a very secret thing.

1439
00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:21,540
But not regulation.

1440
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:27,479
Colonel, I didn't intend to take up your

1441
00:59:27,480 --> 00:59:28,939
whole day, but I'm sure you got a

1442
00:59:28,940 --> 00:59:29,680
great deal out of it.

1443
00:59:29,720 --> 00:59:30,580
Oh, I did, I did.

1444
00:59:30,600 --> 00:59:31,759
You see, I'm a very scientific man.

1445
00:59:31,760 --> 00:59:32,300
And I did myself.

1446
00:59:32,580 --> 00:59:33,460
Oh, I didn't know that.

1447
00:59:33,520 --> 00:59:34,520
Oh, yes, yes.

1448
00:59:34,960 --> 00:59:36,120
MIT, four years.

1449
00:59:36,700 --> 00:59:37,700
Majored in metallurgy.

1450
00:59:37,820 --> 00:59:38,916
Well, that's very interesting.

1451
00:59:38,940 --> 00:59:40,560
Still carry on a few experiments myself.

1452
00:59:40,780 --> 00:59:41,480
Well, well.

1453
00:59:41,640 --> 00:59:43,200
I take this ignition key, for instance.

1454
00:59:43,560 --> 00:59:45,039
You wouldn't think that such a tough alloy

1455
00:59:45,040 --> 00:59:46,840
as this, when submitted
to a low temperature,

1456
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:48,320
would prove brittle, would you?

1457
00:59:49,180 --> 00:59:50,180
Yet it does.

1458
00:59:50,980 --> 00:59:51,980
Let me show you.

1459
00:59:57,820 --> 00:59:59,560
All in the interest of science, McBain.

1460
01:00:00,300 --> 01:00:02,219
And yet there's so many things that are

1461
01:00:02,220 --> 01:00:03,220
unexplained.

1462
01:00:10,500 --> 01:00:11,740
Good night, experts.

1463
01:00:18,370 --> 01:00:21,549
Well, it's only about four miles down here

1464
01:00:21,550 --> 01:00:22,630
at the Quartermaster Corps.

1465
01:00:23,350 --> 01:00:24,350
Country boy.

1466
01:00:24,970 --> 01:00:28,190
You want I should hunt ye, taxi style?

1467
01:00:29,070 --> 01:00:33,650
Ta-ta, here I face, ye for help,

1468
01:00:33,810 --> 01:00:36,830
here it tip-tip, for ye lay right,

1469
01:00:36,990 --> 01:00:38,030
lay right.

1470
01:00:38,410 --> 01:00:39,410
Ready on the left.

1471
01:00:40,990 --> 01:00:42,090
Ready on the right.

1472
01:00:43,350 --> 01:00:44,650
Ready on the firing line.

1473
01:00:46,050 --> 01:00:47,090
Commence firing.

1474
01:00:50,510 --> 01:00:51,510
Fire.
Cease firing.

1475
01:00:52,130 --> 01:00:53,250
What's the matter, McBain?

1476
01:00:53,410 --> 01:00:55,270
Well, keep that weapon
pointed toward the target.

1477
01:00:55,290 --> 01:00:55,630
It's nothing.

1478
01:00:55,631 --> 01:00:57,069
It's just that I had no idea there'd

1479
01:00:57,070 --> 01:00:57,910
be so much noise.

1480
01:00:57,910 --> 01:00:58,910
You want to quit?

1481
01:00:59,150 --> 01:01:00,950
Oh, when I'm having so much fun?

1482
01:01:01,330 --> 01:01:02,330
Ready on the left.

1483
01:01:02,630 --> 01:01:04,406
Ready on the left.
This I had to see to believe.

1484
01:01:04,430 --> 01:01:04,930
Ready on the firing line.

1485
01:01:05,010 --> 01:01:06,650
She really was through with it.

1486
01:01:07,150 --> 01:01:08,410
And fire.

1487
01:01:15,700 --> 01:01:16,700
Great, great.

1488
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:18,299
Hey, I'm going to have to crisp her

1489
01:01:18,300 --> 01:01:19,420
before I take her out again.

1490
01:01:19,640 --> 01:01:20,980
It's nice work if you can get it.

1491
01:01:27,610 --> 01:01:29,610
Keep that weapon
pointed towards the target.

1492
01:01:34,240 --> 01:01:35,740
To the lab, James.

1493
01:01:35,860 --> 01:01:37,460
I may need my armored vest.

1494
01:02:01,020 --> 01:02:02,020
Hey!

1495
01:02:05,280 --> 01:02:07,759
Seven weeks and she's still on her feet.

1496
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,160
Hey, blondie!

1497
01:02:09,260 --> 01:02:11,140
Don't sit in any poison ivy!

1498
01:02:12,100 --> 01:02:14,639
Oh, are you and Colonel
Fairchild going dancing

1499
01:02:14,640 --> 01:02:15,080
in this?

1500
01:02:15,081 --> 01:02:16,160
We sure are.

1501
01:02:16,520 --> 01:02:17,840
What are you going to do in that?

1502
01:02:17,980 --> 01:02:18,980
Wash my hair.

1503
01:02:19,980 --> 01:02:21,800
Clara, put my purse in my bag, please.

1504
01:02:22,140 --> 01:02:23,499
All right, but you get in on time

1505
01:02:23,500 --> 01:02:24,000
tonight.

1506
01:02:24,300 --> 01:02:25,599
You've been a good girl for six whole

1507
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,336
days.
You'd just be good for another two weeks.

1508
01:02:27,360 --> 01:02:29,339
And then when we graduate, maybe you and

1509
01:02:29,340 --> 01:02:30,679
the Colonel, we could all be assigned to

1510
01:02:30,680 --> 01:02:31,680
Paris together.

1511
01:02:32,120 --> 01:02:33,860
Then I can do my undergrad work there.

1512
01:02:34,260 --> 01:02:35,679
Except I can't speak French.

1513
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,280
Oh, well, you wouldn't have to say much.

1514
01:02:37,800 --> 01:02:39,459
Why don't we make it a foursome and

1515
01:02:39,460 --> 01:02:40,820
bring you a singing sergeant, huh?

1516
01:02:40,860 --> 01:02:42,080
I don't trust him.

1517
01:02:42,280 --> 01:02:42,660
No?

1518
01:02:42,661 --> 01:02:44,581
You know, in our last
discussion group together,

1519
01:02:45,540 --> 01:02:46,660
nobody turned up but him.

1520
01:02:47,140 --> 01:02:47,640
Voila.

1521
01:02:47,660 --> 01:02:49,019
I dread to ask, but what did you

1522
01:02:49,020 --> 01:02:49,520
talk about?

1523
01:02:49,640 --> 01:02:50,839
Well, part of the time, you and that

1524
01:02:50,840 --> 01:02:51,660
ex-husband of yours.

1525
01:02:52,281 --> 01:02:53,679
Told the sergeant you had another date with

1526
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:54,680
the Colonel tonight.

1527
01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:56,540
You didn't.

1528
01:02:58,660 --> 01:02:59,660
You did.

1529
01:03:01,600 --> 01:03:02,860
Come on, Irish fool.

1530
01:03:03,020 --> 01:03:04,020
That's a girl.

1531
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:07,200
Do you suppose they're looking for us?

1532
01:03:08,160 --> 01:03:10,179
Well, they can't pull that good-of-the

1533
01:03:10,180 --> 01:03:11,520
-service stuff on me.

1534
01:03:13,780 --> 01:03:14,780
Isn't this fun?

1535
01:03:22,060 --> 01:03:24,139
How long is this scientific
marathon going to

1536
01:03:24,140 --> 01:03:24,600
last?

1537
01:03:24,601 --> 01:03:26,739
Until we determine the
density of the cement

1538
01:03:26,740 --> 01:03:28,599
and ensure a perfect
lamination of the layers

1539
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:29,100
of cloth.

1540
01:03:29,480 --> 01:03:30,640
But you ought to talk to her.

1541
01:03:31,140 --> 01:03:34,239
Oh, Colonel, I think this is just your

1542
01:03:34,240 --> 01:03:34,740
size.

1543
01:03:35,200 --> 01:03:35,980
Now, let me have the flower.

1544
01:03:36,080 --> 01:03:37,160
I'll keep it fresh for you.

1545
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:42,120
Here goes nothing.

1546
01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:28,840
It's fine, Sergeant.

1547
01:04:29,340 --> 01:04:30,360
Now, line them up, huh?

1548
01:04:30,480 --> 01:04:30,980
Yes, sir.

1549
01:04:31,020 --> 01:04:32,576
All right, girls, line right up along here,

1550
01:04:32,600 --> 01:04:33,100
please.

1551
01:04:33,120 --> 01:04:34,360
All right, undo your jackets.

1552
01:04:35,800 --> 01:04:37,620
Okay, Sergeant, they're all yours now.

1553
01:04:37,680 --> 01:04:39,740
We'll locate and record the damp areas.

1554
01:04:39,900 --> 01:04:40,900
Yes, sir.

1555
01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:42,580
Oh, no, no.

1556
01:04:42,740 --> 01:04:44,559
Here's where we separate the men from the

1557
01:04:44,560 --> 01:04:46,280
boys.
You fellows work on down there.

1558
01:05:00,020 --> 01:05:01,300
Let's see what's under the hood.

1559
01:05:04,760 --> 01:05:05,760
You tickle.

1560
01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:09,360
Excuse me.

1561
01:05:11,440 --> 01:05:12,440
Unzip, please.

1562
01:05:17,630 --> 01:05:18,630
Raise your arms.

1563
01:05:21,760 --> 01:05:22,760
Very good.

1564
01:05:23,380 --> 01:05:24,300
Very good.

1565
01:05:24,380 --> 01:05:25,380
Let's see the back.

1566
01:05:29,480 --> 01:05:30,820
Not so bad.

1567
01:05:31,720 --> 01:05:32,960
I used to think it was perfect.

1568
01:05:33,140 --> 01:05:34,140
Damp there.

1569
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:35,360
All the way through?

1570
01:05:35,400 --> 01:05:36,400
To the car.

1571
01:05:38,680 --> 01:05:40,619
It's better than I expected, all in the

1572
01:05:40,620 --> 01:05:41,620
line of duty.

1573
01:05:44,340 --> 01:05:45,340
Is that enough?

1574
01:05:45,460 --> 01:05:46,200
More than enough.

1575
01:05:46,260 --> 01:05:47,620
You ought to watch that army food.

1576
01:05:49,360 --> 01:05:50,740
You've been very patient, Colonel.

1577
01:05:50,880 --> 01:05:51,880
Thank you, Juan.

1578
01:05:52,520 --> 01:05:53,400
Well, it's 1500.

1579
01:05:53,540 --> 01:05:55,140
You've still got time to leave the base.

1580
01:05:55,320 --> 01:05:56,660
Back into the coats, girls.

1581
01:05:56,800 --> 01:05:58,040
Next, we test the gloves.

1582
01:06:52,260 --> 01:06:52,760
Corporal!

1583
01:06:53,260 --> 01:06:53,760
Chivalry!

1584
01:06:54,260 --> 01:06:55,260
Chivalry!

1585
01:07:02,710 --> 01:07:04,030
You and your experiments.

1586
01:07:04,290 --> 01:07:05,909
You've already done
enough to keep your hands

1587
01:07:05,910 --> 01:07:06,470
off of me.

1588
01:07:06,471 --> 01:07:08,010
Come on.

1589
01:07:14,800 --> 01:07:19,040
Are you all right?

1590
01:07:19,440 --> 01:07:27,080
No, I can't issue a pass after 1800.

1591
01:07:27,540 --> 01:07:28,220
I'm sorry.

1592
01:07:28,260 --> 01:07:29,400
Oh, you're always sorry.

1593
01:07:29,740 --> 01:07:31,400
And you'll be sorry, too, with that smug,

1594
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:33,360
contentable, misplaced
sense of humor of yours.

1595
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:39,600
Take it to the car.

1596
01:07:40,420 --> 01:07:41,840
Oh, no, you don't.

1597
01:07:41,900 --> 01:07:43,699
I demand to see someone in charge right

1598
01:07:43,700 --> 01:07:44,700
here and now.

1599
01:07:44,880 --> 01:07:45,660
What's the matter, McBain?

1600
01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:46,500
Are you sick?

1601
01:07:46,600 --> 01:07:47,300
Of everything.

1602
01:07:47,440 --> 01:07:49,239
I'm up to here with your meaningless rules

1603
01:07:49,240 --> 01:07:49,940
and regulations.

1604
01:07:49,941 --> 01:07:52,039
You've got to do this before 0800, and

1605
01:07:52,040 --> 01:07:53,540
you can't do that after 0900.

1606
01:07:53,960 --> 01:07:55,360
Because we talk about it tomorrow.

1607
01:07:55,560 --> 01:07:56,756
Yes, I think that would be better.

1608
01:07:56,780 --> 01:07:57,936
Well, you want to know what I think?

1609
01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:59,219
I think I made the mistake of my

1610
01:07:59,220 --> 01:08:00,780
life when I lifted my right hand.

1611
01:08:00,980 --> 01:08:02,859
I marched myself so my feet are two

1612
01:08:02,860 --> 01:08:03,580
sizes larger.

1613
01:08:03,820 --> 01:08:07,019
I ground 806 hamburgers
and gassed myself to

1614
01:08:07,020 --> 01:08:08,939
eternity and back, only to be singled out

1615
01:08:08,940 --> 01:08:09,940
for unfair treatment.

1616
01:08:10,160 --> 01:08:11,560
You wanted to make something of me.

1617
01:08:11,680 --> 01:08:12,340
Well, you have.

1618
01:08:12,460 --> 01:08:13,180
A nervous wreck.

1619
01:08:13,200 --> 01:08:14,060
All right, let's go, McBain.

1620
01:08:14,061 --> 01:08:15,619
I don't want to be a captain, or

1621
01:08:15,620 --> 01:08:17,739
a major, or a colonel, or a general

1622
01:08:17,740 --> 01:08:18,740
with two stars.

1623
01:08:25,250 --> 01:08:26,769
Do you swear to tell the truth, the

1624
01:08:26,770 --> 01:08:28,169
whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so

1625
01:08:28,170 --> 01:08:28,729
help you God?

1626
01:08:29,130 --> 01:08:29,689
I do.

1627
01:08:30,010 --> 01:08:31,010
Be seated, Captain.

1628
01:08:32,990 --> 01:08:36,549
As Private Josephine McBain's
commanding officer, you've requested

1629
01:08:36,550 --> 01:08:39,009
this board to consider
her separation from the

1630
01:08:39,010 --> 01:08:39,510
service.

1631
01:08:40,010 --> 01:08:41,370
Will you please give us the facts?

1632
01:08:41,890 --> 01:08:45,989
Well, unfortunately, Private McBain's
outbursts are characteristic, and

1633
01:08:45,990 --> 01:08:47,528
there's a slim chance of her ever being

1634
01:08:47,529 --> 01:08:48,569
able to accept discipline.

1635
01:08:48,950 --> 01:08:50,329
For a while, she did seem to be

1636
01:08:50,330 --> 01:08:50,970
making an effort.

1637
01:08:50,971 --> 01:08:53,350
I feel she should be allowed to graduate.

1638
01:08:53,970 --> 01:08:56,010
Women like McBain can do us great harm.

1639
01:08:56,710 --> 01:08:59,189
We, the undersigned of
Company B, First Floor,

1640
01:08:59,590 --> 01:09:02,688
respectfully request that
Private McBain be allowed to

1641
01:09:02,689 --> 01:09:03,750
graduate with us.

1642
01:09:03,830 --> 01:09:06,309
You formed a close personal
friendship with Private

1643
01:09:06,310 --> 01:09:10,189
McBain, so isn't your
testimony a little biased?

1644
01:09:10,569 --> 01:09:11,569
Oh, yes, ma'am.

1645
01:09:13,250 --> 01:09:14,250
Excuse me.

1646
01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:22,869
Oh, ma'am, I know she's sorry for

1647
01:09:22,870 --> 01:09:23,870
what she said.

1648
01:09:24,229 --> 01:09:25,830
She always mops under her bed.

1649
01:09:26,609 --> 01:09:28,809
And a woman like that doing her own

1650
01:09:28,810 --> 01:09:32,269
washing, that makes
you stop and think, doesn't

1651
01:09:32,270 --> 01:09:33,270
it?

1652
01:09:33,410 --> 01:09:34,410
Yes.

1653
01:09:34,750 --> 01:09:36,069
Thank you, Private Schneiderman.

1654
01:09:36,370 --> 01:09:37,370
Excuse me.

1655
01:09:39,010 --> 01:09:41,670
And then we got divorced,
although her father,

1656
01:09:41,770 --> 01:09:43,229
the senator, was on my side.

1657
01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:45,909
And that night, when I came back, on

1658
01:09:45,910 --> 01:09:48,188
the staircase, he heard
us quarreling, and the

1659
01:09:48,189 --> 01:09:49,749
next thing you know, he tricked her into

1660
01:09:49,750 --> 01:09:52,449
joining the Army, hoping
that you'd straighten her

1661
01:09:52,450 --> 01:09:52,770
out.

1662
01:09:52,771 --> 01:09:54,289
And that's just what you were doing when

1663
01:09:54,290 --> 01:09:57,169
I came along with my misguided sense of

1664
01:09:57,170 --> 01:09:58,810
humor and started to need her.

1665
01:10:00,170 --> 01:10:01,250
Left anything out?

1666
01:10:01,470 --> 01:10:02,670
Just the Japanese Beatles.

1667
01:10:03,770 --> 01:10:05,849
And, Mr. McBain, this is not a court

1668
01:10:05,850 --> 01:10:06,970
of domestic relations.

1669
01:10:07,450 --> 01:10:09,469
And unless you have
some pertinent testimony...

1670
01:10:09,470 --> 01:10:10,470
Just this.

1671
01:10:10,550 --> 01:10:12,949
I've witnessed enough
of her training, and seen

1672
01:10:12,950 --> 01:10:15,009
her make a sincere effort to know that

1673
01:10:15,010 --> 01:10:17,009
I saw the girl I used to know

1674
01:10:17,010 --> 01:10:18,010
on that island.

1675
01:10:18,430 --> 01:10:21,009
Therefore, in conclusion,
in my opinion, she'll be

1676
01:10:21,010 --> 01:10:21,570
a good soldier.

1677
01:10:21,990 --> 01:10:23,069
Thank you, Mr. McBain.

1678
01:10:23,070 --> 01:10:24,550
We appreciate your comment.

1679
01:10:31,720 --> 01:10:34,559
Private McBain, have you anything to say in

1680
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:35,560
your own behalf?

1681
01:10:36,900 --> 01:10:40,159
The effort that Andrew,
uh, Mr. McBain referred

1682
01:10:40,160 --> 01:10:43,900
to was an effort, but it wasn't sincere.

1683
01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:46,419
It was only a selfish means of joining

1684
01:10:46,420 --> 01:10:47,420
someone in Paris.

1685
01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:50,760
I never seriously
considered an Army career.

1686
01:10:51,820 --> 01:10:53,120
I'm not officer material.

1687
01:10:54,480 --> 01:10:56,280
I'm not even private material.

1688
01:10:57,120 --> 01:11:01,439
And contrary to Mr. McBain's
opinion, I wouldn't

1689
01:11:01,440 --> 01:11:02,440
make a good soldier.

1690
01:11:06,560 --> 01:11:07,560
I'm out.

1691
01:11:08,880 --> 01:11:09,380
Jo!

1692
01:11:09,900 --> 01:11:10,780
Hi, Mr. McBain.

1693
01:11:10,920 --> 01:11:12,120
You're Private Jo McBain.

1694
01:11:12,420 --> 01:11:14,036
Colonel Fairchild's on the phone for you.

1695
01:11:14,060 --> 01:11:14,660
Oh, thank you.

1696
01:11:14,760 --> 01:11:16,760
Maybe your Colonel friend
will think of something.

1697
01:11:29,130 --> 01:11:30,326
Well, did he think of something?

1698
01:11:30,350 --> 01:11:31,070
He sure did.

1699
01:11:31,310 --> 01:11:33,110
We're going to be
married day after tomorrow.

1700
01:11:34,050 --> 01:11:34,590
Oh, Jo.

1701
01:11:34,591 --> 01:11:36,230
Well, that's wonderful.

1702
01:11:38,630 --> 01:11:40,210
What am I going to do without you?

1703
01:11:40,490 --> 01:11:42,050
Oh, now, Clara.

1704
01:11:44,530 --> 01:11:46,230
With a parade to guide on.

1705
01:11:46,570 --> 01:11:47,629
Come on, we've got to win it.

1706
01:11:47,630 --> 01:11:48,130
No, no, no.

1707
01:11:48,450 --> 01:11:49,410
You've got to win it.

1708
01:11:49,410 --> 01:11:50,410
I've got to pack.

1709
01:11:50,470 --> 01:11:55,829
If the way is rough And the odds

1710
01:11:55,830 --> 01:12:00,969
are tough And the need is for all

1711
01:12:00,970 --> 01:12:08,649
-out power And if every day Brings a

1712
01:12:08,650 --> 01:12:15,650
challenge our way No matter what the score

1713
01:12:17,480 --> 01:12:22,739
Count the mission won For the job will

1714
01:12:22,740 --> 01:12:30,740
be done That

1715
01:13:18,640 --> 01:13:20,560
doesn't belong to you personally.

1716
01:13:20,820 --> 01:13:22,339
It goes into the day room.

1717
01:13:22,340 --> 01:13:23,100
Oh, I know, Sergeant.

1718
01:13:23,220 --> 01:13:24,576
But can't we take it to the party,

1719
01:13:24,600 --> 01:13:25,020
please?

1720
01:13:25,021 --> 01:13:26,236
Oh, I think it'll be all right.

1721
01:13:26,260 --> 01:13:27,340
I'll ask Captain Murchison.

1722
01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:30,240
Gee, you've got to go, Joe.

1723
01:13:30,640 --> 01:13:31,440
No thanks, Clara.

1724
01:13:31,440 --> 01:13:32,140
I'd rather not.

1725
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,820
Oh, don't be like that.

1726
01:13:33,940 --> 01:13:35,580
It's also my engagement party.

1727
01:13:36,300 --> 01:13:36,800
Noisy.

1728
01:13:36,880 --> 01:13:37,760
Just a thing, Sergeant.

1729
01:13:37,820 --> 01:13:39,140
Well, when did that happen?

1730
01:13:39,560 --> 01:13:41,120
Oh, well, he doesn't know about it yet.

1731
01:13:41,640 --> 01:13:42,940
He doesn't know about it?

1732
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:43,540
Yet.

1733
01:13:44,020 --> 01:13:45,260
He doesn't know about it yet?

1734
01:14:01,470 --> 01:14:02,830
I didn't think she'd come.

1735
01:14:03,770 --> 01:14:05,010
Yeah, it's pretty rough.

1736
01:14:05,530 --> 01:14:06,910
Clara persuaded her, after all.

1737
01:14:06,950 --> 01:14:08,310
It is their last night together.

1738
01:14:08,670 --> 01:14:09,670
And ours.

1739
01:14:10,050 --> 01:14:12,610
Oh, we got to live and love.

1740
01:14:13,750 --> 01:14:14,390
What's the matter?

1741
01:14:14,630 --> 01:14:15,690
Well, this thing's alive.

1742
01:14:15,930 --> 01:14:16,930
Well, let's kill it.

1743
01:14:23,270 --> 01:14:25,150
I've just got to say goodbye to Clara.

1744
01:14:40,260 --> 01:14:41,260
Not bad.

1745
01:14:42,060 --> 01:14:43,060
Oh, hello.

1746
01:14:43,600 --> 01:14:45,020
Matter of fact, very good.

1747
01:14:45,080 --> 01:14:47,060
The WAC must have
excellent cooking teachers.

1748
01:14:47,260 --> 01:14:48,260
Oh, they do.

1749
01:14:48,420 --> 01:14:50,339
But I learned this
technique from a civilian

1750
01:14:50,340 --> 01:14:51,340
expert.

1751
01:14:51,900 --> 01:14:52,900
They're not too small.

1752
01:14:52,960 --> 01:14:53,740
No, no, just right.

1753
01:14:53,860 --> 01:14:54,860
Exactly.

1754
01:14:55,860 --> 01:14:57,180
You got the knack, finally, eh?

1755
01:14:59,860 --> 01:15:01,439
You mixed the onions and the salt.

1756
01:15:01,440 --> 01:15:03,540
Before I added the salt and pepper.

1757
01:15:03,600 --> 01:15:04,180
Good girl.

1758
01:15:04,600 --> 01:15:06,540
This is our last dance together.

1759
01:15:07,280 --> 01:15:10,159
Doesn't it make you feel all choked up

1760
01:15:10,160 --> 01:15:11,160
inside?

1761
01:15:11,400 --> 01:15:12,400
Sure.

1762
01:15:12,520 --> 01:15:14,859
This is the first time we've ever danced

1763
01:15:14,860 --> 01:15:15,860
together.

1764
01:15:24,780 --> 01:15:27,439
Say, my assistants seem to have their hands

1765
01:15:27,440 --> 01:15:29,600
full, so I guess I'll have to take you on.

1766
01:15:30,040 --> 01:15:31,540
Taking more notes this time?

1767
01:15:31,600 --> 01:15:33,699
No, I'll rely on my memory this time.

1768
01:15:33,700 --> 01:15:34,736
But look, my heart's still over.

1769
01:15:34,760 --> 01:15:35,700
Don't worry about it.

1770
01:15:35,700 --> 01:15:36,200
I can't.

1771
01:15:36,340 --> 01:15:37,060
I'll carry on.

1772
01:15:37,160 --> 01:15:38,240
You two carry on.

1773
01:15:46,480 --> 01:15:49,000
We're rubbing elbows with
some very important elbows,

1774
01:15:49,160 --> 01:15:49,660
you know, tonight.

1775
01:15:49,720 --> 01:15:50,280
Oh, yes.

1776
01:15:50,420 --> 01:15:52,280
Yes, everybody that is anybody is here.

1777
01:15:52,940 --> 01:15:55,360
There's Gussie Gustafson
of the Wisconsin Cheese Set.

1778
01:15:55,440 --> 01:15:55,800
Oh, yes.

1779
01:15:55,801 --> 01:15:58,159
Her father just switched
to electric milkers, you

1780
01:15:58,160 --> 01:15:59,820
know.
No, no, I didn't know.

1781
01:16:00,080 --> 01:16:01,879
You mean that you've
really been assigned to

1782
01:16:01,880 --> 01:16:02,880
intelligence?

1783
01:16:03,140 --> 01:16:04,140
Yes.

1784
01:16:04,660 --> 01:16:05,820
As a driver.

1785
01:16:06,340 --> 01:16:08,439
Oh, don't be discouraged, honey.

1786
01:16:08,440 --> 01:16:10,839
Anyway, you'll be driving
so many intelligent people

1787
01:16:10,840 --> 01:16:12,439
that you're bound to pick up lots of

1788
01:16:12,440 --> 01:16:12,940
pointers.

1789
01:16:13,280 --> 01:16:15,960
Oh, Sergeant, you're so encouraging.

1790
01:16:16,700 --> 01:16:18,659
I don't know what I'll ever do without

1791
01:16:18,660 --> 01:16:19,660
you.

1792
01:16:20,080 --> 01:16:23,460
Teaching me the phonetic alphabet and all.

1793
01:16:24,400 --> 01:16:26,820
Oh, I've memorized up to H.

1794
01:16:27,560 --> 01:16:28,560
How?

1795
01:16:29,260 --> 01:16:29,980
I.

1796
01:16:30,280 --> 01:16:31,280
Ida.

1797
01:16:36,950 --> 01:16:38,030
What's next?

1798
01:16:39,130 --> 01:16:39,730
J.

1799
01:16:39,730 --> 01:16:40,730
G.

1800
01:16:41,810 --> 01:16:42,810
L.

1801
01:16:43,390 --> 01:16:44,390
Love.

1802
01:16:47,250 --> 01:16:50,590
Oh, Sergeant, you say
that with such feeling.

1803
01:16:52,110 --> 01:16:54,970
Uh, well, good luck and goodbye.

1804
01:16:56,490 --> 01:16:59,350
I'm afraid I must be going.

1805
01:16:59,610 --> 01:17:00,050
Going?

1806
01:17:00,050 --> 01:17:00,650
Going where?

1807
01:17:00,810 --> 01:17:02,050
Where are you assigned to?

1808
01:17:02,410 --> 01:17:04,650
Oh, it's too top secret to tell.

1809
01:17:05,090 --> 01:17:07,610
Besides, we'll be worlds apart.

1810
01:17:09,030 --> 01:17:10,329
Oh, Clara Schneiderman.

1811
01:17:10,330 --> 01:17:11,330
Yes.

1812
01:17:12,430 --> 01:17:13,430
Would you?

1813
01:17:13,490 --> 01:17:14,030
Yes.

1814
01:17:14,430 --> 01:17:14,950
Could you?

1815
01:17:15,370 --> 01:17:16,370
Yes.

1816
01:17:17,550 --> 01:17:19,230
You could be as cheap as one.

1817
01:17:19,990 --> 01:17:21,530
And his maiden aunt.

1818
01:17:21,570 --> 01:17:22,570
What did she do?

1819
01:17:23,150 --> 01:17:24,170
She didn't.

1820
01:17:24,370 --> 01:17:25,829
He wore a wig and he never knew

1821
01:17:25,830 --> 01:17:26,830
it.

1822
01:17:27,350 --> 01:17:30,470
Well, now, about that
notorious McBain woman.

1823
01:17:30,630 --> 01:17:31,630
What about her?

1824
01:17:32,050 --> 01:17:34,489
Well, uh, she'd like to thank you for

1825
01:17:34,490 --> 01:17:35,610
what you did this afternoon.

1826
01:17:36,730 --> 01:17:39,049
Well, Mr. McBain is very sorry you put

1827
01:17:39,050 --> 01:17:40,210
his big foot into everything.

1828
01:17:41,410 --> 01:17:42,729
Joy, I didn't want him to shoot you

1829
01:17:42,730 --> 01:17:44,210
at sunrise without knowing the truth.

1830
01:17:44,990 --> 01:17:46,550
It might have been simpler if they did.

1831
01:17:49,070 --> 01:17:51,069
You know, that's one of the most becoming

1832
01:17:51,070 --> 01:17:52,110
things you've ever worn.

1833
01:17:53,330 --> 01:17:55,090
Well, they're taking
it back in the morning.

1834
01:17:55,790 --> 01:17:57,330
I wonder what I'm doing here anyway.

1835
01:17:57,870 --> 01:18:00,189
I was told this was also Clara's engagement

1836
01:18:00,190 --> 01:18:00,690
party.

1837
01:18:00,830 --> 01:18:02,050
Well, let's ask Clara.

1838
01:18:02,190 --> 01:18:03,190
She might know.

1839
01:18:05,830 --> 01:18:07,390
Hey, anybody engaged?

1840
01:18:07,730 --> 01:18:08,730
Yes.

1841
01:18:11,170 --> 01:18:12,909
What does the sergeant have to say about

1842
01:18:12,910 --> 01:18:14,710
it?
Well, everything went black.

1843
01:18:15,510 --> 01:18:16,989
Oh, say, now that we no longer have

1844
01:18:16,990 --> 01:18:18,549
any secrets from each other, where are you

1845
01:18:18,550 --> 01:18:19,550
assigned to?

1846
01:18:19,970 --> 01:18:21,230
Fort Lee, Virginia.

1847
01:18:22,030 --> 01:18:23,030
I've been hacked.

1848
01:18:23,790 --> 01:18:25,450
That'll teach you to never wave it away.

1849
01:18:25,970 --> 01:18:27,869
Oh, will you break the news, son, rather

1850
01:18:27,870 --> 01:18:29,450
than give it to the society columns?

1851
01:18:29,630 --> 01:18:30,390
All right, sure.

1852
01:18:30,650 --> 01:18:31,150
Quiet.

1853
01:18:31,330 --> 01:18:32,330
Will you stop the music?

1854
01:18:32,670 --> 01:18:34,470
Give me one of those, uh...

1855
01:18:36,350 --> 01:18:38,589
I, uh, I don't know much about that

1856
01:18:38,590 --> 01:18:41,190
dame, the goddess Athena,
who founded your order.

1857
01:18:41,510 --> 01:18:43,489
But it is written that she was very

1858
01:18:43,490 --> 01:18:45,689
adept in both the arts of war and

1859
01:18:45,690 --> 01:18:46,190
peace.

1860
01:18:46,250 --> 01:18:48,449
So it follows that a whack should make

1861
01:18:48,450 --> 01:18:49,450
a good wife.

1862
01:18:49,510 --> 01:18:52,169
A wife who can even handle a sergeant

1863
01:18:52,170 --> 01:18:53,530
in the quartermaster corps.

1864
01:18:54,210 --> 01:18:56,629
So let us lift our cups to the

1865
01:18:56,630 --> 01:18:57,630
forthcoming union.

1866
01:18:58,130 --> 01:19:01,309
And incidentally, it's
unions like this that keep

1867
01:19:01,310 --> 01:19:02,290
our union in business.

1868
01:19:02,291 --> 01:19:06,169
Why, I give you Clara
Schneiderman and Norbert...

1869
01:19:06,170 --> 01:19:06,750
Norbert!

1870
01:19:06,810 --> 01:19:08,670
I said Norbert Jackson!

1871
01:19:10,330 --> 01:19:11,330
Congratulations.

1872
01:19:11,790 --> 01:19:12,949
I'm not going to...

1873
01:19:12,950 --> 01:19:15,549
Schneiderman, he chased
you till you finally caught

1874
01:19:15,550 --> 01:19:16,550
him.

1875
01:19:25,390 --> 01:19:28,890
You ask me, Fort Lee's
most celebrated hostess,

1876
01:19:28,990 --> 01:19:30,170
put the glasses on the tray.

1877
01:19:30,750 --> 01:19:32,990
This is a wine called champagne.

1878
01:19:33,550 --> 01:19:36,029
People drink it at weddings,
christenings, and such

1879
01:19:36,030 --> 01:19:37,030
occasions as this.

1880
01:19:38,490 --> 01:19:40,110
Save the last two for us.

1881
01:19:44,710 --> 01:19:48,479
I think we should add to the bet

1882
01:19:48,480 --> 01:19:49,536
the happiness and everything.

1883
01:19:49,560 --> 01:19:50,560
Come on.

1884
01:20:02,660 --> 01:20:03,660
Take this, will you?

1885
01:20:26,960 --> 01:20:28,760
Good luck in Korea, boss.

1886
01:20:35,630 --> 01:20:36,670
You were right, Andy.

1887
01:20:37,750 --> 01:20:38,829
The circus is over.

1888
01:20:38,830 --> 01:20:41,849
I fell right off that trapeze flat on

1889
01:20:41,850 --> 01:20:42,850
my face.

1890
01:20:43,550 --> 01:20:44,110
Poor Skye.

1891
01:20:44,530 --> 01:20:45,690
He'll have to pick up pieces.

1892
01:20:46,050 --> 01:20:47,050
He will.

1893
01:20:48,430 --> 01:20:51,729
In spite of cold and rain and treadmills

1894
01:20:51,730 --> 01:20:54,930
and other obstacles, we're still friends.

1895
01:20:55,530 --> 01:20:56,530
Still friends.

1896
01:20:57,530 --> 01:21:01,149
Incidentally, are you usually
that thorough about examining

1897
01:21:01,150 --> 01:21:02,410
the damp areas?

1898
01:21:03,210 --> 01:21:04,210
Oh, depends.

1899
01:21:07,130 --> 01:21:08,230
Wasn't fair to the colonel.

1900
01:21:08,350 --> 01:21:08,850
I'm sorry.

1901
01:21:08,890 --> 01:21:09,890
None of it was.

1902
01:21:10,130 --> 01:21:10,810
That's for sure.

1903
01:21:10,970 --> 01:21:12,109
I shouldn't have hiked you all the way

1904
01:21:12,110 --> 01:21:13,110
to Point Barrow.

1905
01:21:13,670 --> 01:21:15,489
My sadistic streak, but I guess I don't

1906
01:21:15,490 --> 01:21:16,630
have to tell you about that.

1907
01:21:17,090 --> 01:21:18,190
Or my cold feet.

1908
01:21:18,230 --> 01:21:19,609
Well, I wanted to see you at your

1909
01:21:19,610 --> 01:21:20,110
worst.

1910
01:21:20,190 --> 01:21:21,190
Well, you succeeded.

1911
01:21:24,590 --> 01:21:25,590
No man's land.

1912
01:21:27,030 --> 01:21:28,030
End of the line.

1913
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:31,129
Well, Mr. McBain, it was a right nice

1914
01:21:31,130 --> 01:21:31,570
party.

1915
01:21:31,571 --> 01:21:33,070
And not a politician in the house.

1916
01:21:33,450 --> 01:21:34,769
As a matter of fact, I can't remember

1917
01:21:34,770 --> 01:21:36,050
when I enjoyed one more.

1918
01:21:36,070 --> 01:21:37,070
Neither can I.

1919
01:21:37,190 --> 01:21:39,330
Now, about that career business.

1920
01:21:39,610 --> 01:21:40,110
Yes?

1921
01:21:40,250 --> 01:21:42,109
Don't you have too much confidence in that

1922
01:21:42,110 --> 01:21:44,290
bulletproof camisole you're
always trying to perfect?

1923
01:21:44,470 --> 01:21:45,830
Well, it sounds braver than it is.

1924
01:21:46,330 --> 01:21:49,649
I'm really going over
just to investigate the

1925
01:21:49,650 --> 01:21:51,050
Japanese beetle situation.

1926
01:21:52,830 --> 01:21:54,930
If you're referring to our old elm tree,

1927
01:21:55,750 --> 01:21:57,130
I'm afraid it's past saving.

1928
01:21:58,310 --> 01:21:59,310
I don't know.

1929
01:22:00,150 --> 01:22:02,450
Science does wonderful things these days.

1930
01:22:06,000 --> 01:22:07,020
Happy journey.

1931
01:22:07,780 --> 01:22:08,780
Happy research.

1932
01:22:08,940 --> 01:22:12,319
And I hope I didn't leave too many

1933
01:22:12,320 --> 01:22:13,320
scars.

1934
01:22:15,300 --> 01:22:16,300
Vice versa.

1935
01:22:17,820 --> 01:22:19,280
Good luck to the colonel.

1936
01:22:20,620 --> 01:22:22,080
And the colonel's lady.

1937
01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:29,760
You're all over lipstick.

1938
01:22:31,420 --> 01:22:32,420
Hold this for me.

1939
01:22:33,680 --> 01:22:34,880
It's the wrong shade.

1940
01:22:35,340 --> 01:22:36,340
It should be darker.

1941
01:22:36,880 --> 01:22:38,120
You always wear messy about it.

1942
01:23:03,980 --> 01:23:05,519
I've been in the service now for about

1943
01:23:05,520 --> 01:23:07,090
17 months, and I figured I'll...

1944
01:23:08,160 --> 01:23:09,720
Honey, don't you want to hear about it?

1945
01:23:09,780 --> 01:23:10,480
Oh, yes.

1946
01:23:10,500 --> 01:23:11,560
Of course, guy.

1947
01:23:12,400 --> 01:23:14,000
You know Pritchett, Glamour, and Fitz?

1948
01:23:14,300 --> 01:23:15,800
Oh, are they on general staff?

1949
01:23:16,180 --> 01:23:16,860
Oh, dear.

1950
01:23:16,940 --> 01:23:18,000
No jokes, please.

1951
01:23:18,120 --> 01:23:19,520
And will you forget about the Army?

1952
01:23:20,240 --> 01:23:22,799
Well, anyway, they're the
second biggest agency in

1953
01:23:22,800 --> 01:23:23,300
the country.

1954
01:23:24,120 --> 01:23:25,240
I can make them the biggest.

1955
01:23:30,500 --> 01:23:38,500
Oh, I've

1956
01:23:44,250 --> 01:23:46,649
penetrated into the tune of 55 grand per

1957
01:23:46,650 --> 01:23:47,050
annum.

1958
01:23:47,051 --> 01:23:48,250
Oh, Skye, that is wonderful.

1959
01:23:48,730 --> 01:23:50,810
That's e-company coming
back from field training.

1960
01:23:51,470 --> 01:23:54,690
It means New York, London,
Paris in the spring.

1961
01:23:54,870 --> 01:23:56,889
But my home base will be Washington, D.C.

1962
01:23:56,890 --> 01:23:59,050
We can open a house and live there.

1963
01:23:59,410 --> 01:24:01,229
I've alerted your
secretary, who's got the dust

1964
01:24:01,230 --> 01:24:03,830
sheets off the furniture,
and I've already got...

1965
01:24:11,780 --> 01:24:13,820
We're a cinch to get
his baby food contract.

1966
01:24:14,340 --> 01:24:16,879
So you see, darling,
the hand that holds

1967
01:24:16,880 --> 01:24:18,819
the cocktail glass can be
mightier than the sword.

1968
01:24:29,360 --> 01:24:30,500
Skye, wait.

1969
01:24:32,400 --> 01:24:34,400
Here comes a batch of new recruits.

1970
01:24:37,440 --> 01:24:39,119
Hey, Jo. Jo!

1971
01:24:39,120 --> 01:24:40,799
Hey, slow down.

1972
01:24:40,800 --> 01:24:43,119
Wait a minute.
- Hey, Jo!

1973
01:24:43,120 --> 01:24:46,399
Hey, wait for me, please.

1974
01:24:46,400 --> 01:24:48,300
Hey, Jo. Hey, Jo.

1975
01:24:51,550 --> 01:24:53,550
You're kind of late, honey.

1976
01:24:53,551 --> 01:24:55,220
Where are you from? -I'm from
Washington. -I'm from Cromwell.

1977
01:24:55,420 --> 01:24:56,040
Hello.

1978
01:24:56,300 --> 01:24:57,300
Very thrill.

1979
01:24:57,301 --> 01:24:59,400
How are you? -Hey, Goldberg.
-I'm okay.

1980
01:24:59,401 --> 01:25:01,200
Were all going to be generals.
What are you going to be?

1981
01:25:01,201 --> 01:25:05,000
Anything they'll let me be. Maybe
I can get a free ride to Korea.

1982
01:25:08,000 --> 01:25:12,000
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